P&G Brands
This brand comes in varieties of Powder, Liquid, Pods, and now Tiles (okayyy fine, Evo).
What is Tide?
Betrayal from one's closest friend might evoke an "Et tu, Brute?", just like this Roman emperor during his assassination.
Who is Julius Caesar?
The Half Blood Prince - The Deathly Hallows
What are Harry Potter books?
These gutsy mustelids are known to pick and win fights with animals much bigger than they, such as lions. Diet-wise, however, they are satisfied with raiding beehives for the sweetness inside.
What are honey badgers?
Extra! Extra!: Tallahassee native unloads WMD from B-52 airplane over Hiroshima.
What is "Florida Man bombs Japan"?
The commercials would have you believe that a family of bears' lives revolve around this P&G brand.
What is Charmin?
To avoid the humiliations of Octavian, this Egyptian queen commits suicide using asp's venom.
Who is Cleopatra?
Carbon - Nitrogen
What are atomic elements?
These fearsome mustelids are the namesake of a Marvel Comics character and of a Big 10 college athletics program.
What are wolverines?
Extra! Extra!: Jacksonville native moves to Kabul and enlists in the governing Islamic body there.
What is "Florida Man joins the Taliban"?
This all-purpose cleaner goes by the name "Don Limpio" in Spain and "Mastro Lindo" in Italy.
What is Mr. Clean?
Taylor Swift says she was saved from the fate of this nobleman's daughter who pines for Hamlet.
Who is Ophelia?
Adams - Jackson
Who are the U.S. presidents?
These long-bodied mustelids, sometimes affectionately referred to as "cat snakes", are often kept as pets and have a reputation for being mischievous thieves of anything shiny.
What are ferrets?
Extra! Extra!: Miami native is fired from aluminum and tin recycling plant.
What is "Florida Man Gets Canned"?
P&G once owned this brand of orange-flavored drinks.
What is SunnyD?
This Scottish king could not be defeated by "one of woman born". Yet he was not safe from one who was "untimely ripped" from his mother's womb.
Who is Macbeth?
Joe Torre - Mickey Mantle
Who are the New York Yankees?
The closest relatives of the weasel family, Mustelinae, are these semiaquatic mustelids of the family, Lutrinae.
What are otters?
Daily Double
Extra! Extra!: Orlando native collides his Toyota Camry into a Chrysler Pacifica, tragically killing beloved mother and her five children.
What is "Florida Man rams sedan through minivan"?
"It Floats!" was the slogan for this early P&G product line.
What is Ivory?
Mortally wounded by Tybalt, this friend to Romeo cries "A plague o' both your houses!" as he lays dying.
Who is Mercutio?
Joshua - Judges
What are books of The Bible?
These solitary mustelids, despite their name, don't often feast on salmon or trout. Instead, they are one of the few predators known to actively hunt porcupines.
What are fishers?
Extra! Extra!: Tampa native releases cover version of this "holy" hit by hip hop artist, Drake.
What is "Florida Man sings God's Plan"?