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All about Destiny
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What is a pumpkin classified as a fruit or a vegetable?


A fruit 


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 Why do trees hate going to school? 

Because they're easily stumped

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What is Destiny favorite drink?

1. Seltzer

2. Boba

3. Ginger Ale

Boba

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how do you tell when a vampire is sick?

because how much he coffin

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What is Destiny's favorite food to eat at school?

1. sandwiches

2. soup

3. tortilla chips

Soup

200

Do pumpkins grow on tree?

Yes or No

No, pumpkins grow on a vine.

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How do you fix a pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

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What is Destiny's favorite food?

1. eggs

2. liver

3. Carne asada

 Carne asada

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What is it called when a tree takes some time off?

paid leaf

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What is Destiny's Favorite class chore?

1. washing dishes

2. laundry

3. wipe counters


wipe counters

300

This animal stores acorns to prepare for winter

Squirrel

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What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?

Har'VEST'

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What are Destiny favorite fast food?

1. Del taco

2. In and out

3. Jollibee

In and out

300

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

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What is Destiny's favorite movie?

1. goosebumps

2. high school musical

3.  scary movie

Scary movie

400

Every weekend in Fall, everyone gathers to watch what sport

Football

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How do trees get onto the internet?

They 'log' in

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What is Destiny's favorite color?

1. Red

2. Green

3. yellow

Red

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What's a tree favorite song?

"Don't stop be-Leafin"

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What is Destiny's middle name?

1. Agatha

2. Martha

3. Samantha

Samantha

500


What type of bread is often made from a bright orange fruit.





Pumpkin Bread

500

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears

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What stands out in Destiny?

1. being social

2. staying quiet

3. not friendly

being social

500

Why did the apple join the gym?

to work on his core

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What is Destiny's favorite candy?

1. Hershey's cookie and cream

2. lollipops

3. ring pop

Hershey's cookie's and cream