SATFF COLLOQIALS
THIS STAFF MEMBER IS MOST LIKELY TO SAY "PULL THE TRIGGER TODAY"
WHO IS SHEILA?
THIS DRUG WORKS BEST TO KILL IMMATURE STAGES OF LARVAE OF THE HOOKWORM,ROUNDWORM AND WHIPWORM.
WHAT IS IVERMECTIN?
THIS STAFF MEMBER IS MOST LIKELY TO OVER PURCHASE ON EVERYTHING.
WHO IS SHEILA?
THIS CUSTOMER CALLS AND IMMEDIATELY SAYS "JAMICA" ON THE OTHER END.
WHO IS TOMMY CARTER?
WHO IS STEPHANIE?
THIS DRUG WORKS BEST ON MATURE HOOKWORMS, WHIPWORMS, AND TAPE WORMS.
WHAT IS FEBENDAZOLE?
THIS STAFF MEMBER FREQUENTLY STATES, "WE WILL HAVE TO DIAL THAT IN".
WHO IS STEPHANIE
THIS CUSTOMER IS KNOW TO BRING IN BODILY EXCREMENTS ON A REGULAR BASIS FOR THE STAFF TO ANALYSIS.
WHO IS ROBIN?
THIS STAFF MEMBER IS MOST LIKELY TO CALL OLD AS HILLS PEOPLE," YOUNG MAN AND YOUNG LADY."
WHO IS JAMICA?
THIS SSRI IS KNOWN TO KILL SOIL NEMATODES, HOOKWORMS, WHIPWORMS AND FLATWORMS BY DISRUPTING THEIR FEEDING CYCLE.
WHAT IS PROZAC?
THIS STAFF MEMBER HAS THE UNCANNY ABILITY TO SPEAK 3 LINES OF INSTRUCTION WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH.
WHO IS MARY?
THIS CUSTOMER CONTINUALLY COMES IN FOR THE FREE POP, FILLING THEIR BACKPACK WITH AT LEAST 6 CANS BEFORE LEAVING.
WHO IS THE HOMELESS GAL?
THIS STAFF MEMBER CAN BE HEARD OVER THE PHONE TELLING CUSTOMERS YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO ORDER KLS AND BIOTOXIN BINDER AS WELL AS YOUR IVERMECTIN.
WHO IS DANI?
THIS PARASITE DRUG CROSSES THE BLOOD-BRAIN BARRIER AND IS THERFORE SHOWING GOOD POTENTIAL FOR REACHING BRAIN TISSUES AND TUMORS.
WHAT IS MEBENDAZOLE?
THIS STAFF MEMBER CAN LITERALLY BE IN 3 PLACES IN THE BUILDING UNDER 30 SECONDS,
WHO IS JAMICA?
THIS CUSTOMER, HAVING BEEN SPOILED MY JAMICA FOOTBATH TECHIQUES, HAS SINCE SCHOOLED EVERYONE ON HOW TO PROPERLY DRY BETWEEN HIS TOES.
JERRY
THIS STAFF MEMBER CAN BE HEARD ON THE PHONE TELLING CUSTOMERS "IVE GOT YOU!".
WHO IS MICKY?
THIS NATURAL HERBAL PARASITE DETOX SYMBOLIZES IDOLITY, BITTERNESS AND JUDGEMENT IN THE BIBLE.
WHAT IS WORMWOOD?
THIS STAFF MEMBER IS MOSTLY TO GRAB A COFFEE NEXT DOOR AT THE YUPPIE JOINT.
WHO IS CHRISTINE?
THIS CUSTOMER PAYS FOR HIS ITEM AND THEN COMPLAINS TO SHEILA FOR A DISCOUNT.
JOE