What's black and white and red all over
A newspaper
Mason was jogging in a train when it went through a dark tunnel. his belongings were taken. When he called the police and told them what happened, they knew he had staged it. How did they know? 15 seconds
They knew this because you can't jog in a train, and you can't take something whle running.
on they way from Murietta to San Francisco, one of a drivers wheels fell off. he still managed to get to San Francisco. How?
the spare tire fell off.
what is the invention that lets you see through walls?
A window
uh oh, you've been captured by a mad scientist! you take a few seconds to realize he is not human. how did you realize it?
A.shadow
B.ears
C.face
you saw that he did not have a shadow.
I have 2 hands but I can't scratch myself. What am I?
a clock
Megan was walking home from a rainy and busy day of work when she found her assistant Lary knocked out. she hastily called the police. they had found three suspects. one, Jenny, said she was taking a shower after playing with her kids in the park on her break, the next, Joseph, was walking home just like Megan. the third, Daniel, said he was getting ready to play basketball outside. Who is Lying? 10 seconds
It was Daniel. How could you play basketball a night in the rain?
two people are playing chess. they have played 5 games and each won three. how?
they were playing different people
how many months have 28 days?
all 12
he throws you into a basement that has three doors. one leads to a elevator to the top with hungry sharks. the next leads to a pit of lava. the last leads to a pit of plasma lazers. which do you take?
the one with the sharks. if you open the door, they and the water will flow right out.
your throwing a ball as hard as you can , with nothing or no one around, but the ball still comes back at you. how? 10 seconds.
if you're laying down, then the ball will come back to you.
Matthew was wearing glasses when he was hit. he called the police as soon as he woke up. they had three suspects. Matthew said he didn't know anything when he was hit by the big brown rock. Gary said he was playing soccer, and Jenny said she was driving home from wok. Who is the culprit?
Matthew. nobody told him the rock was brown, and he said he didn't know anything.
there was once a king who had no children. To figure out who would be the next monarch, he held a test. he gave everyone a seed and in a month he would see who grew the most beautiful flowers ever. when the time came, he ignored all of the contestiants exept one who had nothing but moist soil. Why?
he gave them fake seeds, so everyone else cheated
Some zombies and ghosts rented a house, and they still couldn't go into one room. what was it?
the living room
so you escape and get to safety, but then, you're blindfolded! your taken to a police station. why?
while you were gone people filed you as missing. a bandit turned you in for money. while taking you, he blindfolded you so you could not see his face and report him.
a man is sitting in a cabin in New York. a few hours later, he is in the SAME cabin but in Dallas. How? 10 seconds.
he is a pilot sitting in a cabin flying back and fourth!
Jerry was walking home at night when, Aaah! her assistant Tom was knocked out. he called the police and in 30 minutes, they had three culprits. James, had been taking a shower before going to play basketball, Amy claimed she was cooking, and Howard was getting ready for the next day. Who is lying?
James. first, why would you take a shower before you play basketball? And why would he play basketball at night?
I can shave every day, but my beard will stay the same. What am I?
A barber
when water splashes it, it doesn't seap through. but when it's moved a lot it spews it out. When it is hit it changes color. it covers a complex this but is easy to flex. What is it?
Skin
you tell the police that you found a criminal. they follow the person and are led to three suspects. The first one, Kyle, says he was walking when the girl was taken with a brown bag. Jenny says he was walking when he saw the person bring in the girl. Harry says he was playing basketball and was about to come home. who is Lying?
Kyle. no one told him that the bag was brown.
I am not alive, but I can grow. Air helps me live, but if I an near water, I will die. What am I?
A fire
Kelly was walking home from work when, Bang! she was hit on the head. she hastily called the police and told then the story. she also added that it might have been Richard, a rival from another team. She did also play sports and tomorrow was their big day. she told them that he was mad at her for taking 10 wins against them in a row. they interveiwed Richard and hastily arrested Kelly for staging. Why? 10 seconds.
Sports players never get mad at someone winning, and it would take more than a hit on the head to stop a sports player from playing.
you can enter, but you can't come in. it has space but no room. It has keys, but no lock. what is it?
A computer
A king, a queen and two twins are in a room. But there are still no people in there. How?
They aren't even people they are beds.
The criminal is taken to a 150 foot tower and suddenly finds a 75 foot rope and scissors. 20 minutes later he is escaping. How?
he cut along the rope, tied it together and finished with a 150 foot rope.