Finish the Lyrics
16th Century Slang
Rizz or Sexual Assault?
Math
100

Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong...

down at the Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club.

(Chappell Roan)

100

When one doth heap undue praise upon another, so thickly it glistens like syrup.

What is glaze/glazing?

100

Jeffrey molests a 15 year old girl because "she said she was 12".

What is sexual assault?

(sexual violence)

100

Like the distance between Dylan and the nearest woman, this mathematical term refers to the distance of a number from zero on the number line, regardless of direction.

What is absolute value?

200

One: don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone.

Two: don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again.

(Dua Lipa - New Rules)

200

A humorous decree: when a companion claimeth some portion of another's victuals or spoils unbidden. 'Tis as if a rogue cryeth, "By right of proximity, I shall have thy pie!"

What is Fanum tax?

200

The prince knelt beside the sleeping beauty, her pale form untouched by time, and pressed his lips gently against hers, breaking the silence that had held her for centuries.

What is sexual assault?

(sexual act while sleeping)

200

The odds of Marc getting with Sayla Johnson can be represented by the limit of f(x) as x approaches infinity, for f(x) = 1/x

What is 0?

300

You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it.

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.

(Ariana Grande - 7 Rings)

300

A man who walketh alone, scorning society's rule — a self-made stoic knight, though oft in parody.

What is a sigma?

300

During a meeting, a coworker reaches over to grab a stapler from your desk but their hand accidentally brushes against your arm.

What is sexual assault?

(nonconsensual physical contact)

300

The function modeling Reece’s past relationships, f(x) = 22(0.50)^{x/7} where x represents the number of days since the start of the relationship, represents this type of mathematical decrease over time. 

What is exponential decay?

400

Considering I have feelings I'm like, "why are my clothes still on?"
Offering to do anything I'm like (oh my God)

I get wet at the thought of you.

(Tears - Sabrina Carpenter)

400

An exclamation upon spying fair curves of form — the modern echo of "Zounds!" or "Marry, what a comely shape!" It ringeth oft in jest, though born of admiration most base.

What is Gyatt?

400

Ricky ties his friend to a chair and forces him to watch while 4 big guys consensually rail his mother.

What is sexual assault?

(forced to watch sexual act)

400

This percentage represents the markup rate of a $20 bowl of spaghetti that cost $8 to make.

What is 150%?

500

I would want myself, baby, please believe me.


I'll put you through hell just to know me, yeah, yeah.

(Tate McRae - Greedy)

500

Once a distant province, now a realm of chaos in jest. To call a thing _____ is to deem it cursed, uncanny, or bereft of sense — like saying, "That's witchcraft from the bogs of the north."

What is Ohio?

500

David performs CPR on Sasha to the rhythm of "Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars, instead of the usual "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees.

What is Rizz?

500

The relationship between I and my girlfriend can be represented by the solution to the equation 

x^2 + 1 = 0

What is imaginary?