P.M.I. inspection procedure
Pieces and Parts
Black Smoke
Random AF
Fluids
100

What's the last "technician' procedure when finishing a P.M.I.

tool check, check paperwork for precision,

clean work area

100

What part creates hydraulic pressure?

(there may be several)

What is the power steering pump,

or

Hydraulic pump

transmission pump

high pressure fuel pump

engine oil pump

100

What would cause white smoke from an exhaust under acceleration?

What is engine coolant in a cylinder

IE; head gasket, cylinder wall crack, injector body failure

100

Why does your girlfriend think you spent your paycheck on?

TOOLS! DUH!!!

double loser- flowers and candy

100

What lubricant weight is typical for hub bearings?

What is 75W90

200

What is the "cut out" pressure for the air system?

What is 120-125 p.s.i.

bonus, what does p.s.i. stand for?

200

What's the most common part failure in the cooling system?

Whats the thermostat

200

What would blue smoke in any driving condition be caused from?

What is oil consumption.

200

What does a lesbian have in common with a technician?

What are "SNAP-ON TOOLS".....

200

What agency or agencies classify lubricants?

What is Society of automotive engineers 

or

What is the American petroleum institute


300

What is the number one item that fails a PMI inspection in north america?

What is "lighting" or "braking system" wear\damage.

300

What single part failure would cause removal of an engine assy.?

What is a cracked block.

300

What happens to diesel fuel that is cooled below its "clouding point"?

What is Wax crystals begin to form and can cause fuel filters to plug

300

What is "R.T.F.M.' and acronym for?

Read the F**king Manual!!!

300

What lube classification would be most commonly used in differentials?

What is API-GL5

400

What does a PM-B include?

What is the same procedures as a PM-A 

but it includes an oil change service.

400

What is the purpose of the "gladhands"

What is an air line coupling between tractor and trailer

400

What two types of diesel fuel commonly available in north america?

what is #1 and #2

(#1 is thinner and used in cold \arctic climates)

400

What did the ghetto battery say to the headlamp?

What is "Whats up OHMS".....

400

What are the "extra" qualities, additives in engine coolant for besides elevation of the boiling point?

system lubrication,

anti-corrosion,

purty colors......

500

What agency is responsible for "oos" (out of service) criteria?

What is the CVSA

bonus, what does CVSA stand for?

500

what is the oil called in an hvac system?

what is "P.A.G."

polyalkalyneglycoid

500

What would cause a "crank no start" ?

What is "low fuel level"

or

"plugged primary\secondary fuel filter"

500

What's the name of a spider that gives you an erection after being bitten?

What's a Brazilian wandering spider.

No, we aren't kidding.... 

500

What's the difference between DOT#3 brake fluid and DOT #5?

Dot #3 is standard hygroscopic fluid.

Dot #5 is synthetic.