Riddles#1
IMAGINE YOU ARE IN A DARK ROOM. HOW DO YOU GET OUT?
STOP IMAGINING
I NEVER ASK QUESTIONS BUT I AM ALWAYS ANSWERED. WHAT AM I?
DOORBELL
HOW LONG IS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?
HOW LONG
HOW CAN 'L' BE GREATER IN SIZE THAN 'XL'?
ROMAN NUMERALS
WHAT LANGUAGE DO PEOPLE SPEAK WITHOUT SAYING A WORD?
SIGN LANGUAGE
WHAT WORD LOOKS THE SAME UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS AT THE SAME TIME?
SWIMS
HOW DO YOU SHARE 34 APPLES AMONG 33 PEOPLE?
MAKE APPLE SAUCE
HOW CAN YOU MAKE A FIRE WITH ONLY ONE STICK?
MAKE SURE IT IS A MATCHSTICK
WHAT RELATION WOULD YOUR FATHER'S SISTER'S SISTER-IN-LAW BE TO YOU?
YOUR MOTHER
WHAT AM I?
QUESTION
NAME ALL THE NUMBERS FROM 1-100, WHICH HAVE THE LETTER 'A' IN THEIR SPELLINGS?
NONE OF THEM
WHAT QUESTION CAN YOU NEVER ANSWER YES TO?
ARE YOU ASLEEP?
I HAVE KEYS BUT NO LOCK, I HAVE SPACE BUT NO ROOM, I HAVE WINDOWS BUT YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. WHAT AM I?
COMPUTER
I AM TALL WHEN I AM YOUNG AND I AM SHORT WHEN I AM OLD. WHAT AM I?
CANDLE
WHAT HOUSE CAN FLY?
HOUSEFLY
FORWARD I AM HEAVY, BUT BACKWARDS I AM NOT. WHAT AM I?
TON
WHICH MONTH HAS 28 DAYS?
EVERY MONTH
A GIRL WAS JUST LEARNING TO DRIVE WENT DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, BUT DIDN'T BREAK THE LAW. HOW COME?
SHE WAS WALKING
TAKE OFF MY SKIN- I WON'T CRY BUT YOU WILL. WHAT AM I?
ONION
WHAT'S ORANGE AND RHYMES WITH PARROT?
CARROT
WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
THE EGG. DINOSAURS LAID EGGS BEFORE THE CHICKEN CAME
WHAT MAKES 7 AN EVEN NUMBER?
REMOVE THE 'S'
WHAT TABLE CAN YOU EAT?
VEGETABLE
WHAT KIND OF ROOM HAS NO DOORS OR WINDOWS?
MUSHROOM
I BUILD BRIDGES OF SILVER AND CROWNS OF GOLD. WHO AM I?
DENTIST