Frequently Asked Questions
Jake Baldino
I heard it through the Bape Grind
Ebbin' On My Neezer
Aidan's Best Day Ever
100

The network address of your device

What is my ip?

100

An expression of dismay over the ensuing hissing destruction of my blocky house

What is "Creeper, aw man"?

100

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What is nine plus ten?

100

She roasts on my chest til I

nut

100

The year of release for Baba is You, Disco Elysium, and Outer Wilds

What is 2019?

200

An item included in Sunday brunch, such as pickled banana peppers, berries and seeds, avocado toast, or turkey sausages

And perhaps, what is this?

200

Spiny, cerulean, and a quintessential example of a negative feedback loop

What is the blue shell?

200

A deceptive unit of measurement for portioning ice cream

What is only a spoonful?

200

She glazes on my crispy til i

cream

200

This 2024 15-track album has first and last songs that are only 5 apart

What is BRAT?

300

Unadulterated loathing towards your new witchy roommate

What is this feeling?

300

A devious matriarch, once suspended and arched, then encased in starch

Who is GLaDOS?

300

A man used this ability when identifying two bros chilling in a hot tub

What is the opposite of gaydar?

300

She Sco on my Li til i

peed

300

The successor to the cellar, the catacombs, and the necropolis

What is Utero?

400

RIBS! SPARE RIBS!

What is a skeleton's favourite snack?

400

This skeleton's last trick is to take away your invulnerability frames

Who is Sans Undertale?

400

Multiple distant objects (NOTE: requires pluralisation of the traditional jeopardy answer format)

What are those?

400

(To your DEA captain) Chief, she reports suspicious movements on my tip line til i

bust

400

Accessed via pitfall or by mantis conquest, exited by climb or tramway

What is Deepnest?

500

Asking your partner for clarification about relationships, then mercy

What is love? Baby don't hurt me

500

A courageous boy in green could use this to defend against a snake-haired lady

What is the Mirror Shield?

500

A risky chess maneuver, requiring the confinement of the opponent's most powerful piece

What is Trap Queen?

500

She peg on my deacon til I

(NOTE: This one is bullshit. You are allowed to use your phone)

blues

500

This radical gopher holds the power of the Multiball

Who is Jimmy Lightning?