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Euuuuuugghhhhhhhaaayyyyyyydunnnnoooooo, Jiiiiiiiiiimmmm...
Who is Tony Romo?
This red-headed quarterback was given the moniker of the "(name) line", as in if your quarterback was better than him, you're in good shape, if they are worse, it's time to replace them.
Who is Andy Dalton?
Ctrl+c
What is copy?
"Junior? It's you, Junior!"
What is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
Known for only one thing, his stifling defense, this scrappy two guard was the heart and soul of the grit and grind Grizzlies.
Who is Tony Allen?
He's got running away from the cops speed!
Who is Gus Johnson?
Doctors hate him! This well-travelled Virginia Tech veteran still gets spot starts from time to time after starting his career backing up Joe Flacco. It's uh, not aye.
Who is Tyrod Taylor?
Ctrl+z
What is undo?
"Your honor, the defense strenuously objects..."
What is A Few Good Men?
The Red Rocket(as dubbed by his San Antonio teammates) was a dynamite shooter at 6'10" and won two championships as a Spur coming off the bench.
Who is Matt Bonner?
Like, one yard. You need one yard. Run the ball. Run the ball!
Who is Richard Sherman?
This well-sized top 3 pick from UCF started and nearly beat Tom Brady in an AFC Championship game. Was it the defense that carried him, and will he ever come back from the moon?
Who is Blake Bortles?
Ctrl+x
What is cut?
"Insolent boy, this slave of fashion, basking in your glory"
What is Phantom of the Opera?
This big man had his number 4 put in the rafters; the first number retired by the OKC Thunder after spending his entire 15-year career there and being a fan favorite the whole way.
Who is Nick Collison?
Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell.
Who is Joe Buck?
This undrafted product spent time in Europe and on the Saints' practice before finally getting a shot with a division rival. He would replace starter Rodney Peete in 2003 and lead them all the way to the Super Bowl. He never reached the big game again, but still holds the record for the longest touchdown pass in Super Bowl history.
Who is Jake Delhomme?
Alt+f4
What is close window?
(DD)"I want to take his face...off."
What is Face/Off?
Maybe James Dolan will resign him. This shiny-headed point guard played for 9 teams over his 14-year career after being drafted by Portland in 2005. Fans most likely will remember him as a Net or a Warrior.
Who is Jarrett Jack?
Soft punt. I mean, how the heck is this guy in the league? Bounces at the 15, and of course, it takes a bad bounce for the Colts because their punter is terrible.
Who is Paul Allen?
Nepotism accusations don't fit this son of a HOF quarterback, but he didn't exactly live up to his father's legacy either. After winning a national championship in college and a ring as John Elway's backup, he was solid for 10 years and was named NFL Throwback's most average QB post 2000.
Who is Brian Griese?
Shift+esc
What is task manager?
"Whoever saves one life saves the world entire."
What is Schindler's List?
This Tar Heel big spent a majority of his career as a bench player in Milwaukee in the 2010s and was known for his freakishly long arms and defensive prowess after winning the ACC Defensive Player of the Year twice.
Who is John Henson?