Dirty Minds

Keep it Clean

100

What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?

A Sponge

200

What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

Tooth brush

300

I vibrate when I'm on and warm stuff comes out of me when I'm done. What am I?

The Dryer

400

Im usually white, sticky and better to spit than swallow. What am I?

Toothpaste

500

You use fingers to put me on and take off. I am used for protection. What am I

Gloves

Peter

100

Made of rubber and made to control making mistakes. What am I?

An Eraser

200

What goes up, let’s out load and then goes back down?

Elevator

300

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Tommy Lee has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one at all. What am I?

A Last Name

400

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and everyone goes crazy over?

A $100 Bill

500

What gets longer when pulled, fits snuggly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly and works really when when jerked?

A Seatbelt

Kitty

100

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you are bored. Once you are married you are stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

A Ring

200

After you turn me on, I get hot. Im of no use until you screw me. If I'm not in tight, I could fall out. What am I?

Lightbulb

300

I am the highlight of many dates. You and your partner like to put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

Bowling Ball

400

You play with me at night a lot and I vibrate. What am I?

A Cell Phone

500

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A Tent

Put Me in Your Mouth

100

I go in hard but come out soft. I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

Bubble Gum

200

I'm hairy on the outside but smooth and wet on the inside. It starts with the letter 'C' and ends with a 'T.' What am I?

A Coconut

300

I am long. You put your tongue, lips and mouth on me. When you suck me, I squirt liquid in your mouth. What am I?

A Straw

400

You wrap your lips around me tight and when you blow me I get bigger. The quicker you blow, the faster I enlarge. What am I?

A Balloon

500

I am long, thick and firm. I stay hard for days but when I get old, I get soft. What am I?

Cucumber

Hint Me

100

What is 3 letter word starts with 'S' and ends with 'x' and has a vowel in the middle?

Six

200

Name a word that’s 4 letters long ends in u-n-t and is used to refer to some women 

Aunt

300

What 4 letter word begins with 'F' and ends with 'k' and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands?

A Fork

400

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn" and is really popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn

500

Starts with a 'V' and ends with an 'a' and they say it is "for lovers." What am I?

Virgina