Alphabetical Order
How much money should be turned in to Barb daily if collecting for field trips, fundraisers, etc.
What is ALL of it
What no Discovery personnel (or hopefully kids) will do on the south side of the building this year
What is Park
Flip flops, old t-shirts like Booger's, and holy jeans
What are things I Can't wear to school
36 more minutes than the student day
What are teacher contract hours
Where to greet your kids
What is "at the door"
These are the really expensive things that we need to issue to kids and periodically check to see if they still have them
What are books
Beat them to the punch by calling, e-mailing, or writing
Who are parents (parole officers is also acceptable)
Guns, alcohol, illegal drugs, bad attitudes, and durian fruit
What are things I CAN'T bring to school
Between the hours of 9:00 and 2:30
When should field trips be scheduled
A fancier way to say "telling those there kids whatcha want them to learn" this lesson
What is "stating your objectives"
This is the term for not blabbing stuff about students to those that shouldn't know it
There are a lot less of these at the intermediate level, and are primarily planned before Winter Break and Spring Break
What are parties
Seating chart, emergency procedures, green/red cards, updated lesson plans, etc
Things I CAN'T forget to leave in my sub folder
These should be sent to the office when a student is coming for naughtiness, going to fist city, using one of George Carlin's no-no words, or just about any other thing they used to ruin their day
Discipline reports
A term for using a lot of questions to pull thoughtful information from students, rather than telling them everything
What is the Socratic method
The agency YOU will contact if you have reasonable cause to know or suspect that a child has been subject to abuse or neglect...
What is DCF (Department for Children and Families)
This is only utilized electronically this year, and there is not a charge to do it. It would still be nice to quit using this service so much, as it is 2018
What is the print shop
Putting kids into the hallway, leaving my class alone to go potty, locking children in storage closets, and giving "that kid" to my neighbor
What are things I can't do while supervising
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
The color of the brick on our exterior gymnasium/librarium
What is 500 Mahogany Modular
The type of learning most kids want to do together (hint, hint)
What is cooperative learning
The letter between the two grades that you're expected to notify parents of when their child drops to one of them
What is "E"
Term for teachers that make the meetings, participate, are punctual, work out disagreements without violence or trash talk, press their socks, Love, Serve, Care and remember that all kids should be treated with the dignity and respect that we wanted as kids.
What are professionals
Personal Facebook, SnapChat, Instagram, Tinder, Twitter, MySpace, Friendster, I'msolonelyIcouldcry.com, etc
What are things I can't be on during the student day
Each staff member, as well as their family members (K-12) can have one of these for free
Courtesy activity passes
thinking about your options, your choices and your results
What is Meta-cognition