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A woman hoards garbage and abandons her widowed father to hook up with a guy she’s never even talked to.
The Little Mermaid
A criminal commits identity fraud to impress a girl.
Aladdin
A girl loses her clothes but ends up finding love.
A girl moves in with a rich guy but seem to prefer talking to his furniture.
Beauty and the Beast
A minor whose mother has been locked up pursues a career in show business; does his own stunts.
Dumbo
A girl takes a nap and sleeps through an entire fire fight.
The Sleeping Beauty
A young man commits several health code violations while gaslighting his boss.
Ratatouille
A family business is threatened with closure due to a child endangerment.
Monsters Inc.
An abandoned child finally makes it home but doesn't even go through the door.
Hercules
A nepo baby abandons her duty to go on a cruise with a shirtless man.
Moana
An escaped prisoner teams up with a criminal to litter on public property.
Tangled
A woman goes through seven different men before finally settling on "The One."
Snow White
A single father's life is put in peril (repeatedly) by his "son."
Pinocchio
A young boy terrorizes a bunch of animals.
A politician tries to commit genocide in pursuit of gold that he claims is "mine, mine, mine"!
Pocahontas