WINTER WONDERLAND
This fluffy white stuff falls from the sky and makes adults either giddy or late for work.
What is Snow
Buddy the Elf says this is the best way to spread Christmas cheer
What is singing loud for all to hear?
This holiday drink tastes like melted ice cream and regret.......but people love it.
What is eggnog?
This is the real reason people rent storage in December: to hide this until it magically “appears” on Christmas morning.
What are presents?
This country’s children put out shoes instead of stockings.
What is the Netherlands?
The winter sport where you strap sticks to your feet and pretend gravity isn’t dangerous.
What is skiing
In Home Alone, Kevin booby-traps the house instead of doing this simple alternative.
What is calling the police?
These ginger-flavored people get eaten every December without complaint.
What are gingerbread men?
In winter, customers often say they need “just a little extra space,” but staff know this always means this.
What is a whole new unit?
In Japan, Christmas dinner is famously ordered from this fried-chicken restaurant.
What is KFC?
These icy decorations hang from roofs and are beautiful until they threaten to impale you.
What are icicles
This green character’s heart grew three sizes, which is medically concerning
Who is the Grinch?
A German bread with dried fruit and powdered sugar; looks like a loaf that needs HR-approved PPE to eat.
What is stollen?
What employees silently hope for during cold-season move-ins so they don’t freeze while helping customers.
What is a quick rental?
This eight-day Jewish celebration is also known as the Festival of Lights.
What is Hanukkah?
This polar animal is known for sliding on its belly, which HR says employees are not allowed to try in the units.
What is a penguin
This 2004 animated film takes kids on a magical train ride. No adult would ever board a train full of unsupervised children IRL.
What is The Polar Express?
This hot winter drink is often topped with marshmallows, whipped cream, or “whatever's left in the holiday break room.”
What is hot chocolate?
This classic holiday item somehow ends up in storage every year, even though people swear they’ll “organize better next year.”
What is the Christmas tree?
In Mexico, the celebration called Las Posadas reenacts the search for this.
What is shelter / lodging?
This weather phenomenon happens when super-cold air hits warmer water, creating a foggy mist that says “Don’t even try driving today.”
What is SeaSmoke
In Frozen, this character finishes the line “The cold never bothered me anyway.”
Who is Elsa?
This spicy mulled wine has been warming hands—and holiday attitudes—in Europe for centuries.
What is glĂĽhwein?
The unofficial winter motto of Extra Space when the weather hits 10°F and the units feel like walk-in freezers.
What is “At least it’s climate controlled”?
In Iceland, children fear not one but 13 mischievous Yuletide characters known as these.
Who are the Yule Lads?