Sounds Naughty, Totally Normal
You hold me in your hand, I get hot fast, and you use me first thing in the morning.
What is a coffee mug.
I get wet, I get rubbed, and I hang in your bathroom.
What is a washcloth.
I’m full of holes, and you stick things in me all the time.
What is a colander.
You can squeeze me, twist me, or smack me, and I still won’t break.
What is a stress ball.
I’m round, I bounce, and people love to play with me.
What is a basketball.
I’m long, I’m hard, and you write with me.
What is a pencil.
You can grab me with two hands, and I help you stay balanced.
What is a handrail.
I’m long, I’m flexible, and I spray water everywhere.
What is a garden hose.
I’m small, I’m round, and you pop me in your mouth.
What is a mint.
I’m stiff, I’m flat, and you slide me into a tight space.
What is a credit card.
You blow me when I’m dirty, and I help you see your screen.
What is compressed air.
I’m stiff when I’m new, soft when I’m old, and you sleep on me.
What is a pillow.
You can grab my handle, swing me hard, and hit things with me.
What is a hammer.
I’m long, I’m skinny, and you suck on me until I disappear.
What is a popsicle.
I get pulled, I get yanked, and I open things for you.
What is a door handle.
I go in your mouth, I vibrate, and I keep things clean.
What is an electric toothbrush.
You can tie me up, pull me tight, or loosen me whenever you want.
What is a shoelace.
I’m warm, I’m soft, and you put your whole body inside me.
What is a sleeping bag.
I get whipped, I get beaten, and I help make dessert.
What is cream.
I’m long, I’m curved, and you use me to scoop things.
What is a ladle.
You pull me out slowly, I make a loud noise, and I leave things spotless.
What is a vacuum cleaner.
I go up and down all day, and people ride me constantly.
What is an elevator.
I’m full of nuts, I get twisted a lot, and I hold things together.
What is a bolt.
I’m full of seeds, you can eat me whole, and I’m great in the summer.
What is a watermelon.
I’m full of hot liquid, you put your lips on me, and you sip slowly.
What is a soup bowl.