Badly Described Songs
A rhythmic report regarding the rapid oxidation of a primary residential structure.
What is "Burning Down the House"?
The messy act of allowing a feline to escape from a burlap sack, thereby revealing a secret.
What is letting the cat out of the bag?
I am a heated metal box that intentionally burns your bread, then aggressively ejects it when I'm finished.
What is a Toaster?
A breakfast cereal featuring a sugary captain who also happens to be the "Hook"-handed villain from Peter Pan.
What is Cap'n Crunch Hook?
A long, narrow loaf of French bread.
What is baguette?
Atmospheric precipitation consisting of a secondary color created by the refraction of light through red and blue pigments.
What is "Purple Rain"?
A difficult search involving a tiny sewing tool and a massive pile of dried livestock fodder.
What is finding a needle in a haystack?
I am a cold, dark cabinet where your leftovers go to be forgotten until they eventually grow hair.
What is a Refrigerator?
The long-running sci-fi show about a Time Lord who is also a brand of lemon-lime soda.
What is Doctor Who Mountain Dew?
A dish made with beaten eggs, often cooked in a pan.
What is an omelette?
A state of matter where H2O is maintained below 0°C, followed by a term for a human infant.
What is "Ice Ice Baby"?
An astronomical event that happens only when Earth’s lunar satellite appears to be a distinct shade of azure.
What is once in a blue moon?
I am a spinning glass plate inside a box that uses invisible waves to make your soup lava-hot on the edges and ice-cold in the middle.
What is a Microwave?
The billionaire founder of multiple tech corporations who is also a shaggy, prehistoric-looking mammal found in the Arctic tundra.
What is Elon Musk Ox?
This plant causes a burning sensation when touched due to microscopic hairs on its leaves
What is nettle?
A formal inquiry regarding the specific identity of the individuals who facilitated the liberation of the domestic canines.
What is "Who Let the Dogs Out"?
The dangerous act of tossing a tiny human out the window along with the dirty liquid used for their hygiene.
What is throwing the baby out with the bathwater?
I am a vertical, four-sided metal tower used to shred blocks of dairy—and occasionally, your knuckles.
What is a Cheese Grater?
Oscar Wilde’s novel about a man whose portrait ages for him, which is also the name of a seminal 19th-century medical textbook.
What is The Picture of Dorian Gray’s Anatomy?
A short performance or scene, often humorous.
What is a vignette?
A declaration that the speaker consists entirely of a lustrous, silver-colored transition metal with the atomic number 22.
What is "Titanium"?
The unlikely meteorological phenomenon where domestic pets fall from the sky during a heavy storm.
What is raining cats and dogs?
I am a small, noisy, handheld wind-tunnel used to evaporate the moisture from your head follicles morning.
What is a Hair Dryer?
Jerry Garcia’s legendary psychedelic rock band that is also a hyper-saline lake bordering Jordan and the West Bank.
What is the Grateful Dead Sea?
Term used to refer to young woman or girl, often used in older texts.
What is a coquette?