More Bad Dad Bible Jokes
This is what you call a person who believes 12.5% of the Bible.
What is an “eighth theist”?
Adam lived this many years outside of Eden (Genesis 5:5).
What is 930?
In 1 Samuel 25, this wise woman saves her husband from David’s wrath; later she marries David.
Who is Abigail.
First chapter in the Bible where a tree is mentioned.
What is Genesis 1?
Type of food brought by ravens to the prophet Elijah in 1 Kings 17:6.
What is “bread and meat”?
This is where Solomon’s temple was located.
What is “on the side of his head”?
Enoch lived “only” 365 years, because this happened to him. (Genesis 5:24)
What is “God took him” or “He walked with God”?
This woman, mentioned in Judges 4, was perhaps the only female leader/judge of Israel. She was also a great military leader!
Who is Deborah? (Queen Athaliah also accepted as correct.)
What type of plant is mentioned in Psalm 1?
What is a tree?
John the Baptist had an usual diet of these two primary foods, mentioned in Matthew 3:4.
What are locusts and honey?
Two types of ocean vessels that believers want to go on.
What are “Discipleship” and “Worship”?
Lamech lived 777 years. This was the name of his even more famous son. (Genesis 5:28-29).
Who is Noah?
Esther, an orphaned Israelite girl who became Queen of the Medo-Persian empire, was raised by this “adoptive” father.
Who is Mordecai?
In 2 Samuel 18, this man got his long, lovely hair caught in an oak tree during a battle.
Who is Absalom? ("OT Fabio" also accepted as correct.)
Samson killed a lion, and later ate this food which he found in the lion’s carcass. (Judges 14:8-10).
What is honey?
This is the reason why Samson avoided arguing with Delilah.
What is “He didn’t want to split hairs”?
This wife of Abraham and mom of Isaac lived 127 years. (Genesis 23:1)
Who is Sarah?
Mary, mother of Jesus, said these wise words to the angel Gabriel upon hearing she would bear the Son of God. (Luke 1:38)
What is “I am the servant of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word"?
The fiancée in Song of Solomon 2:1 calls herself these two plant names.
What are the “Rose of Sharon” and a “Lily of the Valleys”?
The reason why Peter freaked out in Acts 10:9-16.
What is “God commanded him to eat unclean foods”?
This is the kind of person Boaz was before he got married.
What is “Ruthless”?
Joseph (of the coat of many colors) died at age 110 years old. His death is mentioned in this book of the Bible.
What is Genesis?
The süper über competent “wise woman” who is also called an “excellent wife” is described in this chapter of Proverbs.
What is chapter 31?
Last chapter in the Bible where a tree is mentioned.
What is Revelation 22?
Name of the strange “heavenly bread” which tasted like wafers made with honey, introduced in Exodus 16.
What is manna? ("What is it" also accepted.)