Useless Spells
Cantrips
Joke Facts About Races
Classes
Monsters
100

The spell deletes a single page out of a NONMAGICAL book

What is Erase

100
The spell that allows you to insult the enemy

What is Vicious Mockery

100

The name for two halfings ontop of eachother

What is a Fullling

100

A level 20 barbarian (no subclass) is strangely weaker than this

What is a T-Rex

100

4 to 5 of these weak monsters can beat up your average civilain

What are rats

200

The spell detects traps but DOESN'T tell you where it is

What is Find Traps

200

The main difference between Cantrips and Spells?

What is cantrips do not require spell slots to cast.

200

This race argues that using formula on their children is bad because it doesn't have enough alcohol, (Yes it has alcohol naturally)

What are Dwarves
200

A flail counts as this type of weapon, meaning a rogue can sneak attack with it

What is Versatile

200

According to FTD, If you bathe in this creature's blood, you can become half of it

What is a dragon

300

(PRE CURRENT EDITION)
The spell takes an action to cast, to give you advantage on an attack

What is True Strike

300

The most common spell to see used in any dnd media

What is Fireball

300

This race is actually very civilized, they just don't like to put up with the less advanced races 

What are Orcs

300
This subclass has the best capstone ability for rogues relating to their sneak attacks and surprise attacks

What is Scout, doubling the amount of their sneak attacks and surprise attacks

300

This creature has NO attacks, NO actions, Only movement

What is a frog

400

The Paladin Spell that gives 1 temporary hitpoint (Its a level 1 spell, Paladins dont get level 1 spells until later on)

What is Virtue

400

The spell that makes you buddy buddy with anyone and tells the enemy after 1 minute

What is Friends
400

This race has 27 words for the word Stab but none for the word Friend

What are Goblins

400

This ranger subclass goes COMPLETELY invisible in the darkness

What is Gloomstalker

400

This monster is strangely stronger than a killer whale 

(STR STAT WISE)

What is a polar bear

500

The spell estimates the amount of an object

What is Hornung's Guess

500

The spell allowing someone to lift anything 5 pounds or less within distance

What is Mage Hand

500

This race doesn't have a language of their own, they also have one of the lowest divorce rates of any known race. whether this is correlated or not is debatable

What is a Kenku

500

Jokes on you, What was the answer to Useless Spells 100

What is Erase

500

For some odd reason, this monster can jump higher than a cat

What is an Elephant