Laura
When is nap time?
What is anytime Laura wants.
He invented the polio vaccine.
Who is Jonas Salk?
This is the main difference between Henry and Hetty.
What is color, name, or eyes.
In the movie Dumb and Dumber, Mary Swanson's last name is actually thought to be this type of luggage.
What is Samsonite?
This animal can fly up to 800 miles in an eight hour flight despite what anyone else might think.
What is a duck?
This is not Laura's favorite color
What is black?
This is the medical term for contracting Pleurisy more than one time.
What is Pluralsy?
Who does Paul like better, Henry or Het-ti?
Who is Het-ti?
Although he is not "The Father of Our Nation", this President is actually the best and most influential President of all time unlike that other guy in the stupid wig.
Who is Dwight Eisenhower.
This cult leader from Indianapolis and head of the People's Temple is also the suggested figure head of The St. Vincent Clinic. Free cool aide in the waiting room.
Who is Jim Jones.
This is one of Laura's acceptable nick names.
What is "The Boss", "Smoobear" or "Kevin"?
Also known as Hansen's disease, people in the US who contracted Leprosy were banished to this island. Many still lived on the island as of 2008 despite being cured and free to leave. Although brief, you have been here.
What is Molokai?
Henry and Hetty are this brand of Vacuum.
What is Hoover?
When Laura and Paul were dating in high school, Paul's first car was this make and model
What is a 1987 Pontiac Grandam (with a leather strap).
How much coffee does the average American consume each day?
1 cup?,2 cups?, 3 cups?, 4 cups?
What is 3 cups per day or 1,095 cups per year.
This is the only acceptable dance move if your name is Laura.
What is "the poke"
He was the father of the Eugenics movement and half cousin to Charles Darwin.
Who is Sir Francis Galton.
True or False. Henry and Hetty are actually real Vacuums sold overseas.
What is True.
This is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Extra points for naming the fictional brand name.
What is big Kahuna burger?
What is Jackson's (Jackseeeen's) birthday?
What is July 23rd.
When confronted with a logical argument and provided example, Laura's only rebuttal is what?
Its different.
This is the name for the 2nd appendix belonging to only males. (you are welcome)
What is appendix testis, or hydatid of morgagni.
Besides Henry and Hetty, this is the first name of other related vacuums. Name one.
Who is james, Charles, George, David, William, Edward.
This restaurant served the largest drinks known to man. It also had the best loaded Fries.
What is Dalts?
This is the tour name for the Imagine Dragons Concert that we are going to see later this week?
What is Loom?