Pets
Pet Ownership
I have never had a pet
Resolution
I've already broken my new years resolution. Minus points if you don't have a resolution.
I regularly watch the news
Restrictions
There are things I cannot eat or I'll get sick.
Work Attire #1
I think jeans are appropriate for M1
Cats and Dogs
I currently have a cat or a dog
Shoes
I think it is okay to wear shoes in the house
Sports
There is a sport I never watch with the exception of the playoffs
Booze
There is a alcoholic beverage I've had too much of and I still never want to drink it again.
PADs
My PAD is done. Double points if it is fully signed off.
1+
I have currently more than one cat and/ or dog
Sandals
It is acceptable to leave the house wearing socks with sandals or crocks.
Lists
I've got a list of stuff to watch but I never follow it when I am bored
Rules
5 second rule applies at home. Double points if it applies also to carpeted surfaces.
Meetings
I've used the excuse "I'm double booked," but you weren't double booked.
Your Pet's Food
I've eaten food my pet has licked or partially eaten.
I haven't vacuumed or swept in the last 7 days
Have you watched it?
I've watched every episode of one of these series: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Drag Race or 90 Day Fiancé
Alt Protein
I've intentionally eaten bugs as food.
Work Attire #2
I'm in my PJs right now (video proof required)
Flying Monkeys
I have had an exotic pet.
Laundry
Laundry is only to be done when there is no more of a type clean clothes (e.g. no clean socks).
Streaming
I don't have any paid streaming services (you pay for or borrow)
French Fries
I eat french fries with malt vinegar
Getting someone to leave
I've farted to get someone to leave my desk