Childhood Tales and Trivia
The sibling structure Louisa belongs to.
What is the youngest of three sisters?
The Indian language Lou is semi-conversational in.
What is Marathi?
Any of Louisa's college halloweekend fits.
What are Generic Princess, “Walk of Shame,” Jesus, Mike Wazowski, Lumpy Space Princess, or Disco Ball?
Summer / childhood jobs held by Louisa.
What are
blueberry picking,
babysitting/nannying,
farmers market mehendi-ing,
plant nusery/garden,
summer camp teaching?
The name of Louisa's Rav4.
Zelda
The Funk’s late dog’s name and breed.
Who is Ginny (Ginevra) Flora Funk the Beagle?
The sport Lou placed top 30 in state of VT senior year?
What are the 100m hurdles, T&F?
The order Lou trusts for getting crossed.
What is drinking on your high, NOT smoking on your drunk?
Categories of clothing/accessories that Louisa hoards and accrues in an excessive amount.
What are shoes/boots, midi/long skirts, sunglasses, stud earrings, or clips/barrettes?
The skin affliction Louisa suffers from (if you say acne you’re technically right but RUDE, and it’s not that one anyway, SO DON’T!)
What is eczema of the finger crotches, nail bed, eyelids, and mouth corners?
Louisa’s childhood/home best friends.
Who are Natalie Strand, Griffin Paradee, Kloree Kane, Savannah Scrodin, or Eliana Ginsburg?
The security team that slapped Lou’s arm away three times.
Who are Bernie Sanders' team, at a Bristol VT 4th of July parade?
The most notorious places Louisa has vomited?
Acceptable answers:
What is twice out of her sister Molly’s car window while driving to Grandma’s for thanksgiving?
What is into cupped hands in frat kitchen and wiping hand on the wall as leaving?
What is beside a deity shrine in India immediately after hitting a cigarette?
TV characters Louisa has been compared to.
Who are Jess Day of New Girl, Leslie Knope of Parks and Rec, Daisy of Downton Abbey?
Unique feature of Louisa’s VT house?
What is the outdoor shower, aka Tom Funk’s proudest accomplishment?
Louisa’s most severe vehicular incident.
What is skidding in ice and sliding down the pond embankment beside her driveway?
The niche career Louisa was paid to do as an elementary schooler.
What is playing/singing a street urchin in a traveling Opera?
Louisa's activity during her first drunk black out.
What is stealing and ingesting a glass of whole milk from the Hostel fridge?
Louisa’s favorite current inventions / innovations in the market.
What are zit stickers or Apple Pay?
Strange little things Louisa takes pride in.
What are
her worm dance,
her skin’s healing/cellular reproduction ability,
doing a 12 minute plank in HS,
her calf muscles.
Lou’s frequently described “most embarrassing moment” from middle school.
What is fist bumping the clerk at Aeropostale when he was in fact just offering her change?
The substance doctors offered her that she refused?
What are biweekly human growth hormone shots in 5th grade?
The event Louisa was barred from freshman year and why.
What is a Taylor Swift DJ Night for saying to the bouncer she was 18 when actually was 19?
The best concerts of Lou’s life?
What are George Ezra, Khalid, Paramore, Greta Van Fleet, Mt. Joy?
The shocking thing Lou’s fourth grade boyfriend did after dating her.
What is secretly date his cousin?