A few of my favorite things
The combination of freshly cut grass and this smell make the act of someone near me mowing the lawn one of my favorite things
What is gasoline?
Do NOT put this nasty condiment anywhere near me
What is mustard?
I went on a first date on this mode of transportation with a boy, his parents, and his grandmother
What is a boat?
This is the sport that I played in college
What is field hockey?
I once drunkenly pushed a boy off of this and gave him a concussion
What is a porch?
This is my favorite scent of candle which happens to be associated with my favorite season
What is apple?
This type of candy is a no from me
What is white chocolate?
I went on an iconically bad date with a boy who was well known on social media for liking this sport
What is NASCAR?
This is my college jersey number
What is 11?
Freshman year I danced on the bar at this place
Where is Rocco's
When I was in high school I got paid for this skill that I had (especially popular around prom season)
What is painting nails?
This popular television show is actually so bad. Get it away from me
I once went on a few dates with a guy named Mark who did this drug and then called me in the middle of the night before I had to student teach
What is acid?
This is my favorite athletic event to watch
What are the Olympics?
A random man on the street kissed this part of my body when he was told it was my 21st birthday
What are my feet?
I went to Area All-State for playing this instrument
What is the baritone saxophone?
This sound makes me want to cut my ears off
What is styrofoam?
I once went on an awkward coffee date with a hot exchange student. He was from this European country
What is Spain?
This is the name of the school that I coach sports for
What is Holly?
My junior year of college I ended up face-first on the Delt bathroom floor on this holiday
What is Cinco de Mayo?
This food which people usually either love or hate is one of my favorites
What are mushrooms?
This was the first job that I worked for two months and hated every second of it
What is McDonald's?
This is the first boy that I kissed who later broke up with me in front of a large crowd of people
Who is Logan?
This was my squat max in my prime
What is 205 lbs?
I once funneled this type of liquor straight and immediately blacked out
What is Fireball?