GET CLOWNED
These clowns seem to enjoy battle.
A) The Drukhari
B) The Harlequins
C) The Warhammer Bookclub Podcast Hosts
D) The Orks
B) The Harlequins
These Eldari differentiate themselves by not only enjoying combat but seeing it as a theatrical performance.... But for whom are they performing???
These nuns kick buns, but what is the group's name?
A)Adepta Sororitas
B) The Holy Sisters
C) The Emperors Children
D) Nun Huns Kickin Buns for Fun
A) Sisters of Battle
This group is a very holy sect that finds strength in their faith in the Emperor.
Technology is bad..... Except when these guys do it. Who are they?
A) Beep's Boyz
B) Modernum Mechanicum
C) Tech servos
D) Adeptus Mechanicus
D) Adeptus Mechanicus
The flesh is weak but the machine is strong!
This group is brought in when the times are tough, so they must have an amazing name right? So what is it?
A) The emperors right hand
B) The silent but deadlys
C) The lone wolves
D) The Gray Knights
D) The Gray Knights
Maybe not so amazing but cool nonetheless.
Time for a trip to the warp so who are these ancient Egyptian looking space warriors?
A) The Hundred Sons
B) The Thousand Sons
C) The Four Twenty Sons
D) The Step Sons
B) The Thousand Sons
Alright which one of you chose C???
The Eldari souls go to Slanesh when they pass, but not these clowns. So where do they go?
A) Barnum Baileys Circus
B) Korn
C) The Laughing God
D) They come back
C) The Laughing God
Not much is known about this God but they do protect the Harlequin's from the influence of Slanesh.
These nuns are usually able to use their faith to keep themselves safe from what forces?
A) Chaos
B) New technology
C) Nasty Jelly Beans
D) Alien forces
A) Chaos
The sister's faith in the emperor give them at least a shield against the temptations of chaos.
Robo cyborg dudes had to have come from somewhere, so where are they from?
A) Forge world A3211B
B) Terra
C) An unknown ExoPlanet
D) Mars
D) Mars
Huh, Kinda anticlimactic isnt it?
The Gray Pile of shame is something that haunts everyone from Henry Cavil to your host BeepBopLove. But this isnt a problem for these guys, so why is that?
A) They are already gray
B) They come pre painted
C) They come with their own paint
D) They are canonically colorblind
A) They are already gray
Duh
Thats a whole lot of Sons, but who is the father?
A) The Emperor of Man
B) NoctWolf
C) Magnus the Red
D) Mortarion
C) Magnus the Red
Wonder if he just has a bad sunburn....
Flipping around as they defy gravity, these clowns almost seem to fly. How do they do it?
A) Cleverly hidden wires on the battlefield
B) Anti Gravity Belts
C) Magic sigil tattoos
D) The green lady's cloak from Wicked
B) Anti Gravity Belts
These belts allow the harlequins to do their acrobatics during their battle performances.
Things happen that I cannot go into detail about... If a member of this group becomes pregnant, what usually happens?
A) They are exiled to an uninhabited planet and stranded alone
B) They are made to repent in battle
C) They are reassigned to a non combat role in the convent for duration of pregnancy
D) They are unable to get pregnant due to their biology
C) They are reassigned to a non combat role in the convent for duration of pregnancy
After the child is born they are sent to the Schola Progenium to be raised into a servant of the imperium while the mother returns to active duty.
Complete this phrase "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh-"
A) I vowed to be strong
B) it became my strength
C) It disgusted me
D) I started going to crossfit
C) It disgusted me
Flesh weak - Robot strong aint that right beep?
Every faction is different for their specific properties. What sets this faction apart from all the rest?
A) They do 10 pushups a day
B) They dont use weapons
C) They are immortal
D) They are all Psyker's
D) They are all Psychers
Thats right they are basically space wizards
Alright time for the real question, where did the name come from?
A) The amount of stars in the warp
B) The amount of space marines in the chapter left after the war who found the primarch
C) The soldiers who fell in "The War In Heaven"
D) What their ultimate weapon is powered by
B) B) The amount of space marines in the chapter left after the war who found the primarch
After the war only about a thousand space marines of the chapter remained alive.
The God of these clowns may seem like a fool but they have a master plan. But what is it?
A) I dunno
B) To overthrown the Gods of the Warp
C) To destroy the soul of the Emperor of man
D) To bring all the clowns out for Donuts
A) I dunno
Don't feel bad no one knows.
ITS THE DAILY DOUBLE
This groups hunts down a variety of different Heretics, but they particularly despise unsanctioned Psykers otherwise known as?
A) Witches
B) Warlocks
C) The unclean
D) The Nerds
The emperor is the only God the Imperium worships.... Except these guys, they worship...
A) The Machine God
B) Hatsune Miku
C) The Gods of Chaos
D) The laughing God
A) The Machine God
These tech priests believe that old technology contains the spirit of an entity called the machine God.
This faction is so cool right? What is the imperium's opinion of them?
A) They are strong Allies
B) They are annoying show offs
C) They don't exist
D) They are just a boy band
C) They don't exist
They are so secret only a few of the highest ranks know of their existance.
Wouldnt be a chaos chapter without this question. So who is the chaos god this chapter follows?
A) Slanesh
B) Nurgle
C) Tzeentch
D) Honse Cena
C) Tzeentch
Thats right its the god of Change and Magic themselves.
You're on the field of battle and you see the clown squad role up. What's about to happen?
A) Some real silly business
B) Now you have two enemies to fight
C) Sweet now you have new friends
D) All of the above
D) All of the Above
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN SOMETIMES THEY ARE NICE SOMETIMES, THEY ARE MEAN SOMETIMES, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!!
These sisters do not take failure or cowardice well. If you are found to be either of these what can you expect to endure.
A) Stripped of your armor, clothing, and given a melee weapon.
B) Placed inside of a large iron maiden mech.
C) Execution on site
D) All of the above
D) All of the above
The sisters of battle are not known to forgive themselves easily.
(These are called Repentia and Iron Maiden warsuit respectively)
These guys have a lot of skulls floating around but those are just for show.... But if they did have a purpose (hypothetically of course) what would they be?
A) To do mundane tasks like opening a door
B) To supply crucial guidance on missions
C) To store all information gleaned on a battlefield
D) To harbor the minds of tech priest from before
A) To do mundane tasks like opening a door
That is correct. The skulls floating around are basically organic ai to do mundane tasks
You're on the field of Battle and you see a bunch of the gray boys show up. What can you expect.
A) They about to style on you
B) They are gonna beat up ALLLL the chaos
C) They are going to exterminate you
D) All the Above
D) All the Above
In that order as well.
This chapter is different from every other chaos chapter, so what is it?
A) They are Empty Armor
B) They chose to go to the forces of chaos
C) They are able to use magic
D) They got sick nasty dance moves
A) They are Empty Armor
Trying to achieve immortality with magic, the spell worked "too well" destroying their physical bodies and leaving behind magic "stuff" in the armor.