BONYA'D
This is the high-school nickname of the "second" Calvin to warm Bony's bed.
What is Trip?
This book series follows a young boy who rocks a similar saunter as the birthday girl.
What is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
This particularly humorous land mammal stays in Sonya's heart and on her wall.
What is a silly rabbit?
I better see all hands up on this one... this is the long form name of the organization Sony carries on her two shoulders that ensures students campus-wide can have fun and safe 'bonya' time.
What is the Sexual Health Peer Resources Center?
These pants will never be returned, trashed, or forgotten for it would make Sony too, too sad.
What are black baggy jeans?
The particular protein that excited Sonya to no musical end one fine evening in the crowded hall of The Social Hub.
What is chiiiiickennnn?
Post cooking-class, a man used this as an excuse to try to whisk Sonya away on a Vespa because he had seen her twice in one evening.
What is "I am Roman and we are superstitious"?
Sonya rocked this infamous hairstyle for the first week after her self-cut Florence chop before external intervention was implemented to correct it.
What is a ducktail?
This is Sonya's tip-top brag regarding a particularly vibrant campus celebrity?
What is 'I've seen Charlie twice already today'?
This man is often brought up in conversation as an emblem of the perfect older man, but definitely not for Sonya.
Who is Glen R. Googins, attorney at law?
Dear friend of Bony, Rebecca, once said this about Sonya's particularly tween-y style.
What is 'bringing 2012 back'?
This controversial nickname is what Sonya (not-so) secretly wants a future partner to call her.
What is mamas?
This is the most important fashion choice made the night Sonya had a quick dfmo with gyno-loving coworker and evgr-crashing super duper senior.
What are bleached eyebrows?
Brrrr it's cold in here! How should Sonya keep the chill away?
What is wearing a throw blanket like a swaddled baby?
This super niche quote from Sonya would've died in the past had I not written it down drunk in 2021 early in our relationship. No other context is remembered.
What is "apparently she really liked him, but, like, why would she do that"?