Types
Specialties
Language
Important Conditions
Jokes
100

This doctor handles most things generally. Does not specialize in one thing. You see if you need a check up, feel sick, or for chronic conditions.

Primary Care

100

This doctor looks at your eyes

Ophthalmologist/Optometrist

100

Prescription

Medicine

100

Universal sign for choking

both hands on throat

100

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor says what?

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

200

This is who you see when you need specific care

A specialist

200

This doctor helps with your heart

Cardiologist

200

What is Nausea

An uncomfortable, uneasy feeling in the stomach, often associated with an urge to vomit

200

What do you do if you break a bone?

Try and get it as stable as possible

Get to the hospital

200

Patient: “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.”

Doctor: ??? 

Doctor: “Stop going to those places.”

300

This is who you see in an emergency

Urgent/Emergency care

300

This doctor helps with your teeth

Dentist

300

What is a rash

Skin irritation that feels itchy

300
How do you help if you or someone with you is having an allergic reaction

Call for help or call 911

See if they have an EpiPen/ use your EpiPen

300

Why can't the man play in the band?”

“No. You have Tuba-culosis.”

400

This is who you see to get vaccines or imunizations

Preventative

400

Dermotologist helps with what

Skin

400

What is the difference between a fracture and a break

There is not one
400

What is the Accronym for a Stroke?

FAST

Face, Arm, Speech, Call 911

400

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

500

Who do you see for mental health care

Psychiatrist/Therapist


500

This doctor helps with your stomach/digestive issues

Gastroenterologist

500

what is a Chronic health condition

A persistent and long term health issue

500
Symptoms of a heart attack
  • Chest pain or pressure (often described as squeezing or tightness)
  • Pain spreading to the arm, neck, jaw, or back
  • Shortness of breath
  • Nausea, cold sweats, or dizziness
500

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well.