Embalming
Legal ways to dispose of your body
Dumb ways to die
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Funeral Facts and Myths
100

What is one main goal of embalming besides preservation?

To restore a natural appearance for viewing.

100

Name two common legal methods of body disposition.

Burial and cremation.

100

What’s one surprisingly common accidental cause of death?

Falling.

100

What profession does Robert Webster have?

Funeral director.

100

True or False: You can be buried without a coffin in the U.S.

True — it depends on state laws and cemetery rules.

200

What is the main chemical used in embalming fluid?

Formaldehyde.

200

What does “direct cremation” mean?

Cremation without a funeral service beforehand.

200

What activity causes more deaths each year than shark attacks?

Taking selfies.

200

What question inspired the title of his book?

“Does this mean you’ll see me naked?”

200

What’s one common myth about coffins?

That they’re airtight — they’re not.

300

What’s one misconception about embalming?

That it preserves the body forever.

300

What U.S. state was one of the first to legalize human composting?

Washington.

300

What’s one example of a “famous last words” mistake people have made?

“Watch this!” or “It’s not that high.”

300

What does Webster say about grief?

It never looks the same twice.

300

What’s a “green burial”?

A burial that avoids embalming and uses biodegradable materials.

400

What does the word embalm literally mean?

“To treat with balm” — from the ancient practice of using resins and oils.

400

What is alkaline hydrolysis sometimes called?

Water cremation or resomation.

400

True or False: Lightning strikes kill hundreds of people per year in the U.S.

False — it’s fewer than 30 on average.

400

What kind of funerals does he find the most emotionally difficult?

Children’s funerals.

400

What’s the average cost of a traditional U.S. funeral?

Around $7,000–$10,000.

500

What tool is used to remove bodily fluids during embalming?

A trocar.

500

True or False: You are legally required to buy a coffin or casket directly from a licensed funeral home.

False. Under the FTC Funeral Rule, you can legally build your own coffin or buy one from any outside source — funeral homes must accept it without charging extra.

500

What’s a “Darwin Award”?

A (humorous) term for someone who dies due to a foolish or avoidable mistake.

500

What is one of Webster’s goals in writing the book?

To help the public better understand and feel comfortable discussing death.

500

What’s one way people personalize funerals today?

Examples: themed services, playlists, eco-burials, memorial donations, etc.