Extra Funny, Jokes
Why did the puppy sit in the shade?
He did not want to become a Hot Dog!
Why did the dog fail the driving test?
He could't parallel bark!
What is the dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie!
Why is a tree like a big dog?
They both have a lot of bark!
what do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. It's the best thing for a Hot Dog!
How do dogs lock their doors?
With a Corg-key
What is a dog's favorite dessert?
Pupcakes!
Why did the Dalmation go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots!
Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A Bloodhound!
What is a dog's favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni!
What dog writes about witches and wizards?
J.K. Growling
What do you get if you cross a dog with a rooster?
A cockerpoodledoo
Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
Because they always hit the paws button!
How are dog catchers paid?
By the pound!
What do you call a frozen dog?
A pupsicle
Which movie featured prehistoric dogs?
Jurassic Bark!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You step in a poodle!
What is a dog's favorite musical instrument?
A Trom-bone
What did the skeleton say to the dog?
Bone appetit!
What is a dog's favorite vegetable?
Collie-flower