Dog care
When a dog sheds fur to make room for more fur and your whole house gets covered in fur and you find it in the strangest places
What is annoying?
America's most beloved breed
What is a Lab?
The hero of a series of her (though the canine actor was male) name, continuously rescues Little Timmy from those gosh darn wells he just loves to fall into
Who is Lassie?
The two living beings Josephine loves most in all the world
Who are BB and Nutmeg?
They are lovable companions and popular household pets.
What is a dog? (as if I don't know)
Puppies should eat this midday meal when they are little, but older dogs skip it
What is lunch?
A mix of many breeds
What is a Mutt?
A lovable Great Dane of comic fame who terrorizes his humans for steak
Who is Marmaduke
The most popular and arguably the very best breed of dog
What is a Labrador Retriever?
A way, common in memes, to refer to a canine
What is a doggo/pupper?
A delicious* dairy product that makes dog's fur Pantene-commercial silky and shiny
*Only to some. I, for one, do not like it
What is yogurt?
A fluffy dog originally used in Germany to retrieve, especially in water, now stereotyped to be prissy but really quite nice companions
What is a Poodle?
This puppy, born with a tail on it's head, has rocketed to internet fame because, let's face it, he's adorable
Who is Narwhal?
A heroic, debonair, wonderful dog often used in police forces to sniff out drugs, bombs, and other dangerous things
What is a Lab?
The Newfoundland who accompanied Lewis and Clark
Who was Seaman?
The "lip flap" cheek things, gosh I have no idea what to call them, those things on dogs
What are flews?
A royal dog with a comically long body and short legs
What is a Corgi?
The first living creature to travel through time in the popular 1985 movie Back to the Future's Delorean
Who is Einstein?
A popular social media hashtag used by lab owners to document their canine pals' dorky misadventures
What is #labradork?
The Latin name for a dog
What is Canis Familiaris?
A roundish rubber object used to mollify a naughty pup
What is a Kong?
Like a furry sausage with legs
What is a Dachshund?
The food-motivated pal of Archie Comics's Jughead
Who is Hot Dog?
This therapeutic hormone released by petting a dog, but especially, in my opinion, in a lab
What is oxytocin?
The first living being in space
Who was Laika? (RIP)