MATH
one man ate 3 ham and cheese sandwiches and the other ate 6 and 1/2 sandwiches!how many did they eat in all!
THAT IS A LOT OF SANDWICHES!
9 1/2
What gets wet while it’s drying?
A towel
7 times 10
70
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
7-5
2
7 people were siting 6 feet away form each other.how many feet are they siting away in all
???
What can be as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
Its shadow.
3 times 11
33
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
45-32
13
19 people ate 7 cheese breads!how many cheese breads did they eat in all?
133 cheese breads
PEOPLE LOVE CHEESE BREADS!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
66 times 5
330
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
162-68
94
WHAT IS 6+4
11!
NO,10
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
67 times 22
3,674
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
862-861
1
what is
123,456 times 7
864,192
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V.
56 times 45
2,520
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
1,387-1,340
47