Roomate Choas
This passive-aggressive method of expressing frustration usually involves sticky paper and ALL CAPS.
What is leaving a Post-it note?
This forbidden device is often confiscated for being a fire hazard, even though literally everyone has one.
What is a candle? (any fire hazard item is acceptable)
This creature shows up in the shower when the school "swears" the building passed inspection.
What is a spider?
This type of roommate snores so loudly it sounds like a tractor engine.
What is a heavy snorer?
This phrase is whispered in the hallway whenever someone's "situationship" is spotted sneaking out early.
What is the Walk of Shame?
The quickest way to start a roommate war is "accidentally" eating this from the mini-fridge.
What is their leftovers?
This event is triggered when someone burns popcorn at 1AM, causing the whole building to evacuate.
What is a fire alarm?
This gross bi-weekly task is the #1 cause of gagging during room cleaning sessions.
What is taking out the trash?
This annual ritual involves students scrambling at 7 A.M. to get preferred dorm assignments.
What is housing selection?
This weekly event sees entire dorm floors dress up and migrate towards the nearest frat, often KDR, Pi Lam, or ASig.
What is Thirsty Thursday?
This infamous question is usually asked at 2 A.M. when a roommate wants to bring someone over.
RAs knock three times and shout this phrase before entering.
What is "RAs on Rounds?"
This appliance breaks at the WORST times, leaving students yelling, "I JUST NEED TO WASH ONE HOODIE!"
What are the laundry machines?
This type of roommate steal your shampoo, denies it, and somehow finishes the bottle in two days.
What is a product thief?
What is the drunk friend?
This agreement, often ignored after Week 1, outlines rules about cleaning, quiet hours, and guests.
What is a roommate contract?
This type of incident report is written when noise levels reach "literal concert" status.
What is a noise violation?
This mystery puddle shows up in the hallway with no explanation, no source, and no accountability.
What is a random spill/unknown liquid?
This cursed room location is known for constant noise: stomping, screaming, and above all... early risers.
What is living by the elevator?
This dorm legend involves two residents who "aren't dating," even though they spend every night together.
What is a dorm couple?
This dramatic event happens when one roommate suddenly moves out, leaving only a mysterious note behind.
What is a roommate breakup?
This dreaded meeting happens when multiple residents are involved in "suspicious activities" on the same night.
What is a mandatory floor meeting?
This nightmare situation occurs when someone drops their AirPods into this swirling abyss.
What is the dorm toilet?
This rare-but-terrifying dorm event involves mold, health services, and everyone suddenly becoming homeless for a week.
What is a dorm relocation/mold evacuation?
This chaotic tradition involves making questionable decisions, forming new best friends in the bathroom, and losing at least one personal item.
What is a night out?