Bad Life Pro Tips
Step 4 of paying off college if the other steps are
1. Wake up
2. Cardio
3. Journal
5. Sleep
December 30, 1984
Who is LeBron?
This event happened 24 years, 2 months, and 15 days ago
What is 9/11?
Radiohead's best album + Kermit's best song
What is In Rainbow Connections?
Asian dude who made hella diss tracks and also strip fortnite
Who is Ricegum?
If you keep pressing the power button on your phone, and it still won't light up, you should do this
What is turn the phone over?
December 1st, 2006
Who is Jack Dietrich?
This album dropped 7 years, 3 months, and 23 days ago
What is Astroworld?
The GOAT youtube duo + the process of influencing or manipulating a person's beliefs, emotions, or behaviors, often against their will
What is Hivemind Control?
This man once famously said "England is my City"
Who is Nick Crompton?
If I charge $500,000 a lawn, this is how many lawns must I mow per week to make $67,000,000 (2 sig figs, calculator permitted)
What is 2.58 lawns?
April 20, 1889
Who is Adolf Hitler?
This couple announced their engagement 92 days ago
Who is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
A Ninja weapon + the man who can pass a vision test with his eyes closed
What is NunChuck Norris?
"Uh Oh that's Alissa Violet used to be your chick... now she in the Logang and you know she on my ___"
What is "Team"?
Hypothetically, if you're ever spitting drunk game with a guy or girl at a party, and they hit you with the "what's my name?" this is probably your best bet
April 19, 2016
Who is the Rizzler?
This dude shot this dude 357 days ago
Who is Luigi Mangione and Brian Thompson?
An infectious earworm by The Buggles + The chorus of a very popular Nicki Minaj song
What is Video Killed the Radio Starships Were Meant to Fly?
In response to "It's Everyday Bro" RiceGum and Alissa Violet dropped the antithesis to that song, called
What is "It's Every Night Sis"?
If you're being mugged, this is what you should tell the mugger so they legally can't rob you anymore
What is "I don't consent to this"?
Who is Dave Blunts?
It's been 2 years, 10 months, and 29 days, but despite their constant failure and terrible strategy, this team STILL hasn't done this
What is Galeton putting their muscle in?
Bob Dylan's most popular song + A famous Confederacy General
What is Like a Rolling Stonewall Jackson?
In "It's Everyday Bro" Jake Paul dropped this simile to flex how much his new merch was selling
What is "Like a God Church"?