The names of all 3 Gen 1 Starters.
Who are, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander?
The appendage that separates an Ape from a Monkey.
What is The Tail.
A cartoon in which the main character is a Dog, who is connected to, a Cat. (1998-2005)
What is CatDog?
A DND party joins combat with a Red Dragon, after initiative the dragon's turn is first, on which, it uses its breath weapon, breathing a stream of lightning at the party, they all save, taking only 16 lightning damage each, instead of 32. Then ending it's turn.
What is, "Red Dragon's Breath Fire."?
This can rolled from the grocery store, all the way to the house of the child who wanted it.
What is, "Chef Boyardee's Ravioli's"?
The name of all 3 Gen 2 Starters.
Who are, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, and Totodile?
Monkey's can transmit diseases to this animal.
What are humans?
The name of a cartoon, in which a young animated turtle, goes through life. (1997-2004)
What is, "Franklin The Turtle."?
The Half-Elf Wizard of the party, rolled the next highest on initiative, he takes his turn, and Casts Fireball, dealing 30 Fire damage to the Red Dragon, before ending his turn.
What is, "Red Dragon's are immune to Fire damage."?
According the drawn looking commercial, this pasta has an entire concert in your mouth.
What are, "SpaghettiOs"?
The name of all 3 Gen 3 Starters.
Who are, Mudkip, Torchic, and Treecko?
The 2 classifications of Monkey.
A cartoon about a Cat and a Chihuahua, that occasionally got a bit sexual. (1991-1995)
What is, Ren and Stimpy?
The Human Cleric of the team, rolled the next highest in initiative, and realizing the dragon damaged everyone, casts Mass Healing Word at 4th level, regaining exactly 16 points for everyone, including the dragon unfortunately.
What is, "Mass Healing word only heals allies."?
In this commercial, a man dressed in quaker's clothes is very happy about a new flavor of this product that he overhears the 2 flavors of. He even does a little song and dance.
What are "Berries and Cream, Starbursts."?
The name of all 3 Gen 4 Starters.
Who are, Turtwig, Chimchar & Piplup?
The smallest monkey.
What is a Pygmy Marmoset?
A cartoon in which 3 women, wearing, yellow, green, and red, work as spies. (2001-2013)
What is Totally Spies?
The next up in initiative is the Wood Elf Ranger, she rushes up 30ft towards the dragon getting within melee range, before using her dual wielded greatswords to make the attack action, making an attack with her main hand, then using her Bonus Action, striking with her offhand weapon dealing a total of 20 damage, before ending her turn.
What is, "You cannot dual wield Heavy Weapons."?
This commercial featured a man made of chocolate, that various women loved so much, that they fought over getting a literal taste of him.
What is, "Axe Body Spray"?
The name of the Starters, of the least popular generation according to the internet. (After 4th, but not Gen 5)
Who are, Chespin, Fennekin, Froakie?
The first type of monkey in space. (Funny Name)
What is a Macaque?
A cartoon about teenagers who all work at the mall, and shenanigans ensue (2004-2010)
What is, 6teen?
Finally in last of the initiative order is the Gold Dragonborn Barbarian, Using his bonus action to Rage, before Dashing, doubling his movement, and running up 60ft to the dragon, taking a reckless attack for advantage, and scoring a critical hit, tripling the damage of his attack to 120 points of damage, before ending his turn.
What is, "Dashing is an action, so he couldn't of made it to the dragon, and damage only doubles on critical attacks, not triples."?
These plates have 3 section, and are in the shape of various cartoony animal faces.
What are, "ZooPals'?