Boomer Humour
“Get off your phones, and live in the”
What is moment?
If you flip 3 coins, the odds that all of them are heads.
What is 1 in 8?
There are 2 jokers in a set of these, but they are often removed when in use.
What are playing cards?
The object that gives eternal life in the Harry Potter series, and a chilly WWE wrestler.
What is The Philosopher's Stone Cold Steve Austin?
What is moo?
“I hate my this”
What is wife?
If you are dealt a Blackjack, your payout will change to this.
What is 3 to 2?
The protagonist of this Vietnam War film is nicknamed Joker.
What is Full Metal Jacket?
A well-known painting by Michelangelo that occupies the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and an actor who recently broke free from his comedy shackles in Uncut Gems.
What is The Creation of Adam Sandler?
This hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
What is the moon?
A child approaches his father, and asks how to do this interaction with his book.
What is click?
In Roulette, the odds that $100 on black will hit.
What is 47%?
This comedy style involves the jokers making it up as they go, and often implements the phrase “yes, and”
What is Improv Comedy?
A show hosted by Pat Sajak and a Chinease take-out treat.
What is Wheel of Fortune Cookie?
A word to describe an indefinite or very long time.
What is eon?
When handed a novel to read, a child is told to imagine it as one long this.
What is text message?
The odds of winning an instant prize in this year's Roll up the Rim Contest.
What is 1 in 9?
“The Joker” is a free-fly roller coaster that can be found at four of these amusement parks.
What is Six Flags?
An animated film about a video game villain who designs polo shirts.
What is Wreck-It Ralph Lauren?
This word can be used as a synonym for coochie.
What is poon?
What is socialism?
Pick a number between 1 and 5.
What is 2?
Byblia ilithyia, a brush-footed butterfly found in parts of Africa and Asia is commonly known as this.
What is the spotted joker?
A phrase that describes a happy ending to a story or event, and a dogshit way to cook a steak.
What is "All's well that ends well done"?
A small spotted owl, native to Australia and New Zealand.
What is a mopoke?