Uhm, What?
A communist joke isn't funny unless this happens.
What is everyone gets it?
The most unwanted compliment.
What is your sister is hot?
Dexter's favorite position.
What is shooting guard/quarterback?
The hardest part of a vegetable to eat.
What is the wheelchair?
The reason cannibals don't eat clowns.
What is they taste funny?
Hockey before it was cool was really just this.
What is swimming with knives for shoes?
Security guards at Samsung.
What are Guardians of the Galaxy?
The U.N. is the largest version of this.
What is a country club?
The reason orphans like to play tennis.
What is it's the only love they can get?
The first step toward a space themed party.
What is planet?
Where anyone with one leg would naturally work.
What is IHOP?
The best weapon to use to kill someone.
What is ice? (it melts leaving no fingerprints)
All-terrain chickens.
What are ducks?
A place for ADHD kids to spend time over the summer.
What is concentration camp?
Swimming in orange soda is really just this.
What is a Fanta Sea?
A psychic little person who has escaped from prison.
What is a small medium at large?
The number one cause of death.
What is living?
Italian Gushers.
What are Pizza Rolls?
The reason orphans can't play baseball.
What is they don't know where home is?
A survivor of mustard gas and pepper spray.
What is a seasoned veteran?
What a blind woman says to her boyfriend which is either really great news or really terrible news.
What is "I'm seeing someone"?
The last noise the food you eat makes.
What is plop/splash?
Angry sand, often used to launch small projectiles.
What is gun powder?
The phrase that sums up adoption.
What is "one man's trash is another man's treasure?"
In Jamaica, Apple Pie costs $2.75
In St. Kitts, Cherry Pie costs $3
In Trinidad and Tobago they both cost $2.80
What are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean?