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SpongeBob
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200

A day when we feast on giant birds while pretending to enjoy awkward family reunions.

Thanksgiving

200

This aquatic character often gets angry at SpongeBob and Patrick for their antics.

Squidward

200

A large body of saltwater that covers most of the Earth’s surface.

Ocean

200

The word for a winter precipitation that falls in the form of white flakes.

S-N-O-W

200

This is the smallest planet in our solar system.

Mercury

400

A time to hang shiny stuff on a tree and argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes.

Christmas

400

This is the name of the Krusty Krab's competitor.

Chum Bucket

400

A person who entertains or provides amusement, especially through performance.

Entertainer

400

The word for a celestial body that orbits a planet.

M-O-O-N

400

This element on the periodic table has the chemical symbol ‘Au’.

Gold

600

A day where you buy overpriced heart-shaped stuff to show you care, or else!

Valentine's Day

600

SpongeBob’s favorite hobby, where he often gets into trouble. Jacob did this as a kid.

Blowing Bubbles

600

The act of moving from one place to another; a change of location.

Transportation

600

The word for the process of converting waste into usable materials.

R-E-C-Y-C-L-I-N-G

600

This is the deepest part of the world's oceans, located in the Pacific.

Mariana Trench

800

A day when everyone suddenly decides they have Irish roots to justify drinking too much.

St. Patrick's Day

800

This character is famous for saying "Mow"

Gary

800

The ability to move quickly and easily; agility.

Dexterity

800

The word for a tropical fruit with a spiky exterior and sweet interior, often used in piña coladas.

P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E

800

This Latin phrase means "seize the day."

Carpe Diem

1000

A celebration where you blow stuff up and eat hot dogs while pretending to love your country.

Independence Day/4th of July

1000

Finish the line, "These aren't pies, ____ _____"

they're bombs

1000

A condition or state of affairs that exists in the world.

Situation

1000

The word for a small, often brightly colored, flying insect known for its role in pollination.

H-U-M-M-I-N-G-B-I-R-D

1000

This country is the largest producer of coffee in the world.

Brazil