The Many Emotions of Physics
There is a difference between weight and this type of weight; "apparently," I have the weight of being the family entertainer on my shoulders
What is apparent weight?
Raindrops on roses whiskers on kittens; the name of this group of lakes; his favorite kitty in the house is named after one of them
What are the Finger Lakes?
The Premier League is a group of teams doing this sport (in British speak, please)
What is football?
The nickname "Vern," taken from this movie, is the basis for the spinoffs of the rest of these nicknames
What is Over the Hedge?
Maybe just up to her room this time; hopefully she'll just start reading this series she has been working on and leave me to my work in silence
What is Harry Potter?
This force of air resistance that can be felt when skydiving or flying can also be used to describe what my physics class feels like
What is a drag?
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens; this type of cocoa should be in the kettle, by the way
What is Nestle?
In the Premier League, the use of this appendage is strictly forbidden, except for the keeper, of course
What is the hand?
Most Common: Vern- is incorporated into this famous politician's name, much to Grandma's chagrin
What is Vern-ie Sanders?
Okay, maybe get her out of the dang house and to the nicest tennis courts in Mac, located on this street
What is Cowls?
This force of ropes when taut can also be used to describe the atmosphere of the room when I diss physics (it is especially present when there is a whole category presented on the matter)
What is tension?
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings; this was the bird highlighted in one of the episodes of Dad's favorite spy comedy TV show, Get Smart
What is the yellow-bellied sapsucker?
The matches in the Premier League season take place on these grass areas enclosed by white lines (the British terminology, please)
What is the pitch?
Very common: Vern- is incorporated into this repeated lyric from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (only attempts to sing correctly will be accepted)
What is Little Vern-ie?
What is Beauchamp?
This happens on an object when a force is applied over a distance; it does not seem to happen every Monday, Wednesday and Friday afternoon for me
What is work?
Crème colored ponies with crisp apple strudels; he likes his mud pie with this favorite ice cream, NOT chocolate
What is coffee?
The matches last for this amount of time, not including half or stoppage times
What is 90 minutes?
On special occasions: Vern- is incorporated into this name of a TV show, which is a spin-off of Happy Days
What is La-vern-e and Shirley?
Ok, Oregon is way too close for comfort; maybe send her to this old childhood preschool music class in Texas and get her out of our hair (she's about at that mental capacity anyways)
What is Kindermusic?
Newton's First Law of Motion details this "i"nteresting concept; personally, I think the law should ban the teaching of physics in schools
What is inertia?
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles; lastly, this was the rhyming nickname of the previous cute lil puppy we adored so much
Who is Doodles?
This type of shoe is worn to get a proper grip (again, in British terms, please)
What are boots?
Very rare: Vern- is incorporated into this method of speech; the name didn't stick
What is vern-acular?
Good god, she never stops talking! I wish she was in this Spanish city she was planning on studying abroad in, but doing so might cause a diplomatic crisis (her energy might as well be weapon of mass destruction)
What is Grenada?