i wish dr pepper was the only dr i know
Tbh i couldn’t think of a funny category name for this one sorry
marketing is a bachelor of science because it is bs
raging undiagnosed adhd because mom said "no, you don't have that"
yes, ally, we can tell you were homeschooled
100

this cute device monitors ally's blood sugars, typically worn on the back of her arm

what is a dexcom cgm?

100

this is ally’s most irrational fear

what is moose in the deep end of the swimming pool?

100

this is ally's official job title

what is corporate marketing specialist?

100

citing "the need for more sleep", this is the amount of time ally gives herself in the morning between waking up and walking out the door

what is 15 minutes (on a good day)?

100

ally infamously does not use recipes for baking, but she does use these.

what are her ancestors?

200

this autoimmune disease means that ally has had white eyelashes on only her right eye since age 9

what is vitiligo?

200

in fourth grade, ally chose pens, notebooks, other school supplies, and tennis shoes with this pop stars face on them for her “back to school” supplies

who is hannah montana?

200

contrary to what ally was taught in sunday school, CTR stands for this, not choose the right

what is click through rate

200

ally did a project on this world famous kidnapping case in 9th grade, hyperfixated on it, and can now tell you all the details (probably)

what is the lindbergh baby kidnapping?

200

technically this was before she was homeschooled but ally has received two awards for this, a classic homeschooler hobby

what is reading?

300

every time ally has been sick with this illness - she has developed a new autoimmune disease

what is the stomach flu?

300

On her mission, ally accidentally stole this object from the bishops storehouse because she thought she would be back the next day but then she never went back

What is an apron?

300

it's not comms, it's not even plain marketing, it's what ally's bachelor's degree is actually in

what is business management marketing?

300

this is the meal that ally chose to eat every single sunday for years on end for "fend for yourself" dinner after church

what is canned chili?

300

during the homeschool years, ally was in a co-op and took courses for this hobby, which basically kickstarted the butterfly effect for where she is now

what is photography?

400

this is the number of endocrinologists ally has gone through in pursuit of one that actually listens to her

what is 9?

400

ally is really good friends with this general authority’s ex girlfriend’s son

who is brad wilcox?

400

Unlike the 4 P's of nursing which stand for groups of undateable people, these are the 4 P's of marketing

what are product, placement, price, and positioning?

400

ally likes to pretend she's not addicted to caffeine (self medicating really), and yet she went to sodavine pretty much every day in college for this drink

what is a southern gent (aka diet dr pepper)?

400

for a large chunk of high school, an impression of this now cancelled youtube creator was one of ally's only personality traits

who is miranda sings?

500

recommended to her by the bishop's wife in her childhood ward, it's the most unhinged "cure" that has been recommended to ally to get rid of her chronic illnesses

what is a "spirit healer"?

500

fearless by taylor swift, the hannah montana movie soundtrack, and a collection of hits by this boy band were the only albums on ally's first mp3 player

who are the beach boys?

500

this is the correct response to every question on every marketing test ally has ever taken

what is "it depends"?

500

this song has made it into ally's top 100 songs on spotify every year due to becoming hyperfixated on it and listening to only that song for days on end

what is fireball by pitbull?

500

she wasn't allowed to watch spongebob as a kid, but ally religiously watched this show and even tried to use her mom's credit card to subscribe to their magazine

what is america's test kitchen?