i wish dr pepper was the only dr i know
this cute device monitors ally's blood sugars, typically worn on the back of her arm
what is a dexcom cgm?
this is ally's official job title
what is corporate marketing specialist?
citing "the need for more sleep", this is the amount of time ally gives herself in the morning between waking up and walking out the door
what is 15 minutes (on a good day)?
ally infamously does not use recipes for baking, but she does use these.
what are her ancestors?
ally was homeschooled during these grades
what are 5th and 6th grade?
this autoimmune disease means that ally has had white eyelashes on only her right eye since age 9
what is vitiligo?
contrary to what ally was taught in primary, CTR stands for this, not choose the right
what is click through rate
ally did a project on this world famous kidnapping case in 9th grade, hyperfixated on it, and can now tell you all the details (probably)
what is the lindbergh baby kidnapping?
technically this was before she was homeschooled but ally has received two awards for this, a classic homeschooler hobby
what is reading?
in fourth grade, ally chose pens, notebooks, other school supplies, and tennis shoes with this pop stars face on them for her “back to school” supplies
who is hannah montana?
every time ally has been sick with this illness - she has developed a new autoimmune disease
what is the stomach flu?
it's not comms, it's not even plain marketing, it's what ally's bachelor's degree is actually in
what is business management marketing?
this is the meal that ally chose to eat every single sunday for years on end for "fend for yourself" dinner after church
what is canned chili?
for a very long time, ally vowed to name her first daughter laura, after this childhood favorite book
what is little house on the prairie?
over the course of her college career, ally covered a professor's entire office door with sticky notes with these on them
what are dad jokes?
this is the number of endocrinologists ally has seen since being diagnosed with her first autoimmune disease at age 5
what is nine?
Unlike the 4 P's of nursing which stand for groups of undateable people, these are the 4 P's of marketing
what are product, placement, price, and positioning?
ally likes to pretend she's not addicted to caffeine (self medicating really), and yet she went to sodavine pretty much every day in college for this drink
what is a southern gent (aka diet dr pepper)?
this is the name of ally's favorite barbie movie
what is barbie in princess and the pauper?
ally is really good friends with this general authority’s ex girlfriend’s son
who is brad wilcox?
recommended to her by the bishop's wife in her childhood ward, it's the most unhinged "cure" that has been recommended to ally to get rid of her chronic illnesses
what is a "spirit healer"?
this is the correct response to every question on every marketing test ally has ever taken
what is "it depends"?
this song has made it into ally's top 100 songs on spotify every year due to becoming hyperfixated on it and listening to only that song for days on end
what is fireball by pitbull?
she wasn't allowed to watch spongebob as a kid, but ally religiously watched this show and even tried to use her mom's credit card to subscribe to their magazine
what is america's test kitchen?
fearless by taylor swift, the hannah montana movie soundtrack, and a collection of hits by this boy band were the only albums on ally's first mp3 player
who are the beach boys?