So a Christian, Muslim, and all of you walk into a bar.
This cracker is often used in many southern holy communion services (and on top of clam chowder).
What are Oyster Crackers?
While widely considered a quack by modern psychologists. Freud is still credited for the theory of self, breaking consciousness into these 3 parts.
What are Id, Ego, and Superego?
Ryu, Ken, and Chun Li are all historic characters in this fighting game series.
What is Street Fighter?
Masood's dad has this rich man's disease. It's why they both predominantly eat chicken.
What is Gout?
Masood typically eats one of these a day to keep the doctor away.
What are Apples?
This order of catholicism is what the current Pope practices and is known for being service-focused.
What is Jesuit?
DAILY DOUBLE: The equation y(36+hy)=−3 has one real solution. If h is an integer constant, this is the value of h.
What is h=108?
Distribute and rearrange the equation into standard form.
hy^2+36y+3=0
The equation has one real solution of the discriminant (b^2−4ac) is 0. In this equation, a=h, b=36, and c=3.
36^2−4(h)(3)=0
1296−12ℎ=0
1296=12h
108=h
This character was the mascot for Sony's Playstation to rival Nintendo's Mario in the 90s. He wore shorts and fingerless gloves and loved to spin.
Who is Crash Bandicoot?
Masood's lungs are coated in tar from this specific brand of tobacco, known by hipsters for being all-natural and taking forever to smoke.
What is American Spirit?
In college, Masood spent 2 years eating these circular waffles for breakfast with some peanut butter. Let go!
What are Eggos?
These are the three major types of Judaism that are practiced.
What are Reformed, Conservative, and Orthodox?
Known for her writings on race, feminism, and class, she is also Masood's favorite social physiologist. Her braids are sick too!
Who is Bell Hooks?
Armored Core, Sekiro, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, and the Dark Souls series are all by this company
What is FromSoftware?
Masood may be 5'9" but his wing span is actually this.
What is 6'3"?
When Masood turned 30, this change happened to him overnight.
What is Lactose Intolerant?
This Prophet is known for his early eloquence in Islam.
Who was Jesus or Isa (PBUH)?
DAILY DOUBLE: Nikki’s test is composed of M multiple-choice questions and F free-response questions. The test is worth 150 points total. The equation 2M+10F=150 represents this situation. If there are 5 free-response questions on Nikki’s test, there are this many more multiple-choice questions on the test than free-response questions.
What is 45?
Begin by substituting 55 for F in the given equation, then solve for M algebraically.
2M+10F=150
2M+10(5)=150
2M+50=150
2M=100
M=50
Determine how many more multiple-choice questions are on the test by subtracting F from M.
M−F
50−5
45
Inspired by a mod of Warcraft 3, this game is considered the biggest Mobile Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Its players are assumed to be toxic.
What is League of Legends?
Masood has a general allergy to this one category of thing.
What are Insects?
Dragging it through the garden is how Masood enjoys one of these.
What is a Hot Dog or a Chicago Dog?
In Islam, they are thought to be made of fire, neither good nor bad, and shouldn't be spoken of lest you wish to bring their presence.
What are Djinn?
This theory states that the environment in which you practice an activity will subconsciously affect how you later engage in said activity.
What is Context Dependent Theory?
This game takes place first chronologically according to the official Zelda Timeline.
What is Skyward Sword?
TMI: Masood doesn't produce B.O. and has very dry earwax because of a unique variant of this gene.
What is the ABCC11 Gene?
This grain and meat stew is common in the mountain regions of Pakistan and is Masood's favorite Desi food.
What is Haleem?