Presidential Rhyme Time
Ulysses' angry tirades
What are Grant's Rants?
Jim has 6 apples, Billy has 4, Michele has 2, and Debbie has 8 for an average of this many
What is 5?
Enjoy one of these classic doughnuts with only a slight glaze to cover it
What is a glazed doughnut?
With only a population of at most 5,100 now, dinosaurs somehow used to live on this continent
What is Antarctica?
Fraudulin was the miracle in crelm toothpaste in a 1970 episode by this comedy troupe
What is Monty Python?
Gerald's bladed weapons
What are Ford's Swords?
It's the sum of any integer and its negative
What is 0?
Enjoy that muesli-- I'll be having this Quaker Oats cereal that debuted in 1963 along with its sailing man mascot
What is Captain Crunch?
The website called ask.com was formerly known as ask this guy, named for a literary valet
Who is Jeeves?
Kyber crystals, which are attuned to the force, glow either blue or green and power these weapons
What are lightsabers?
Eisenhower's Scares
What are Dwight's Frights?
It's 44 Plus 7, Minus 23, Times 10, divided by 2
What is 140?
A traditional Japanese breakfast might include this soup, made with the same-named soybean paste as well as tofu and scallions
What is Miso?
Just like magic, Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, & Kathy Najimy were back for this movie "2", 3 decades after the orignal
What is Hocus Pocus?
First mentioned in a 1943 "Adventures of superman" radio, when it debuted in the comics in 1949, it was red, not green
What is kryptonite?
Jimmy's official founding documents
What are Carter's Charters?
If 5 chickens lay an egg every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday only, it'll take this many weeks to make a 30 egg omelet
What is 2?
How about a spot of this, espresso with a thin foam of steamed milk, Italian for spotted
What is a machiatto?
A type of blackberry, marionberries are grown primarily in this northwest state, and are name for a county there
What is oregon?
It's the very hard-to-get substance that causes humans to set up shop on pandora
What is unobtanium?
William Howard's vertical gold mine passages
What are Taft's Shafts?
When simplified, 8K to the power of 4, all divided by 2K comes to this
What is 4K^3?
This Hawaiian dish with a rhyming name is white rice topped with hamburger, a fried egg, & gravy
What is Loco Moco?
When he was a VP of the U.S., a Colorado town bore his name; when he became a confederate general, it changed its "KIN" to "KEN"
Who is John C Breckinridge?
This super-bouncy stuff from Disney's much loved 1961 "The absent minded professor" was the title of a 1997 remake
What is flubber?