Golfer Portmanteaus
A brand of basketball and sportswear shoes produced by Nike, and the Texan who bottled the 2016 Masters
Air Jordon Speith
Video One
Come Dine With Me
A wizard who was thought murdered alongside twelve muggles by Sirius Black. Black was wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban for the act
Peter Pettigrew
A tech conglomerate established by Howard in 1939, which produced a bomb which landed in Sokovia in 1999, hitting the apartment building of the Maximoff family
Stark Industries
The Star of the band High Flying Birds and the mythical sword of King Arthur
Noel Gallagher & Excalibur
The British Olympic golf gold medalist in Rio 2016 and an English serial killer who collaborated with her husband, Fred
Justin Rose West
Video Two
The Undateables
A phrase shouted by a not-so-innocent Australian dine and dasher while being arrested. It follows him asking, "What is the charge?"
Eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal
An energy company that was founded in 1810, its main duty is to provide all citizens in Monstropolis with energy in the form of captured screams collected from children
Monsters Inc
A cocktail made of equal parts gin, vermouth and Campari, and the nickname of a clothing brand popular with football hooligans: get the badge in!
Negroni & Stoney
Widely regarded as one of the greatest golfers of all time and an iconic 1969 music festival
Tiger Woodstock
Video Three
Celebrity Big Brother
A psychiatric hospital north of Gotham City that has held many not-so-innocent men and women, including the Joker and Harley Quinn
Arkham Asylum
A middle-of-the-road loan and credit company with an average-sized roster of employees. The parent company is based in Germany, owned by a man named Stefan Strauss
JLB Credit
A colourful English PornStar who famously slept with over 1,000 men in one day, and a TV show which first aired in 1963 that currently stars Ncuti Gatwa
Bonnie Blue & Doctor Who
Another name for Father Christmas, and the real name of Fat Parez
Saint Nicholas Stubbe
Video Four
Bake Off (Stand Up To Cancer)
Rather than a man, many women on TikTok would prefer to be stuck in the woods with this animal
Bear
Known for its real estate development ventures and model homes, this firm was involved with Saddam Hussein in creating homes in Iraq sometime during the late '80s or early '90s
Bluth Company
DAILY DOUBLE!
A document signed in 1919 that imposed harsh reparations on Germany, and a Netflix show in which gays spend a week applying their expertise to help improve someone's life situation
DAILY DOUBLE!
The winner of the 2017 and 2022 PGA Championship, JT to his friends, and a fictional, anthropomorphised blue train
Video Five
This Morning
Johnny English faces off against this John Malkovich character, who wants to turn the entirety of the UK into the world's largest prison
Pascal Sauvage
In 2011, Forbes listed this company, responsible for the trade of Spice, among other things, as the largest fictional company ever
CHOAM
A country in the Middle East, England's men's football captain, and my favourite drug
Bahrain, Harry Kane & Cocaine