Dad Jokes
I used to be a baker but I couldn't make enough _____
Dough
Chicken Cantina Bowl with a Baja Blast
Taco Bell
The earliest wonder to be completed, it's located in Egypt
Great Pyramid of Giza
Platelets can be found in this
Blood
This is the worlds largest land mammal
African Bush Elephant
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but
Catscan
Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich and Cajun Fries
Popeyes
This Greek god had a statue erected of themselves in Olympia around 435 BC
Zeus
This fluid is mostly water and is essential in the beginning of digestion
Saliva
The planet closest to the sun
Mercury
Two sheep walk into a
Baaaaa
Apple Pecan Salad, Chili and a Caramel Frosty Cream Cold Brew
Wendy's
This U.S. road trip classic was featured in USA Today's New Seven Wonders
Grand Canyon
Daily Double
It was found to contain approximately 5 to 25 calories in a teaspoon
The smallest unit of life
Cell
I used to work at a calendar factory, but got fired because I _____________
Took a couple days off
Classic French Dip & Swiss with a Jamocha Shake
Arby's
The American Society of Civil Engineers listed this Central American passage as a wonder of the modern world
Panama Canal
Doctors used to taste this fluid to test for diabetes
Urine
This is the formula for table salt
NaCl
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. I guess he only does ________
Odd jobs
Papa Burger, Cheese Curds and a Strawberry Shake
A&W
Known for being in the New 7 Wonders, this historic site was the capital of the Nabataean Kingdom. Indiana went into it in his last crusade.
Petra
Basal, Reflex, and Emotional make up the types of this liquid
Tears
This Greek god was the son of Zeus and is recognized by archery, music, and the sun
Apollo