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This sport features terms like Blank End, Rock, and The House

Curling

200

Mr. Johnson has how many kids?

four

200

Leaving this fruit outside your doorstep is a coded invitation for people who engage in swinging

Pineapple

200

Man takes steroids and fights Nazis with a dinner plate

Captain America

200

This Emperor was rumored to play the fiddle while Rome burned during the Great Fire of 64 AD, showing how little he cared about his people

Nero

400

Groundbreaker Jesse Owens competed in the 400m Relay, the 200m Sprint, the 100m Sprint, and this event, where he outjumped Germany's best in front of Adolph Hitler

Long Jump

400

Where did Mr. Johnson meet his wife?

Dublin, Ireland

400

This ancient Roman city was buried under ash as Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD

Pompeii

400

Orphan farm kid kisses his sister while his deadbeat dad keeps trying to get him to take over the family business

Star Wars

400
Famous Carthaginian General, Hannibal Barca, famously brought this animal with him over the Alps to invade the Roman Empire

War Elephants

600

This famous boxer, known as the Brown Bomber, held his heavyweight title for 12 years and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery 

Joe Louis

600

What high school did Mr. Johnson graduate from?

North Polk

600

This popular Italian ingredient is made from boiling cornflower

polenta

600

An office worker does drugs and learns Kung Fu

The Matrix

600

This falcon-headed god of the sun was one of Egypt's main deities

Ra

800

This icon was the first American to defeat Soviet Chess Master Boris Spassky in the 1972 World Championships

Bobby Fischer

800

Before becoming a teacher, Mr. Johnson worked what career?

Bank Executive

800

This purple character is one of many suspects in the board game, Clue

Professor Plum

800

This movie's plot consists of a country girl who has to choose between a guy who wants to control her life and a guy who keeps her hostage; the deciding factor is his library. 

Beauty and the Beast

800

According to legend, the Greek messenger Philippides ran from this famous battlefield all the way to Athens without stopping, a distance of around 26 miles, to announce a victory over the Persians.

Marathon

1000

This famous athlete won all six wrestling matches at the 1972 Olympics where he won the Gold Medal while never giving up a single point to an opponent during the entire Olympics.

Dan Gable

1000

Where was Mr. Johnson's last college degree from?

Drake Law School

1000

This Canadian favorite dish is made with french fries topped with cheese curds covered with brown gravy

poutine
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A nun sleeps with her boss, renounces her faith, and flees the country

The Sound of Music

1000

Alexander the Great’s corpse was reportedly mellified (not mummified). Mellification refers to the practice of embalming a corpse with what substance?

honey