Market Conduct Edition
This is what happens when a sample file contains the wrong member.
What is starting over?
This meeting could have been an email.
What is most meetings? 😆
Which UHG value is demonstrated when someone finds the answer you spent an hour searching for?
What is Relationships?
This coworker joins every Teams call but never contributes.
Who is my dog?
The regulator asks for one document and somehow receives 37 attachments.
The regulator asks for one document and somehow receives 37 attachments.
A regulator asks for "all documents related to..." and you immediately open this.
What is SharePoint?
The one thing everyone suddenly remembers after a meeting ends.
What is "One more question..."?
Which UHG value is demonstrated when you catch an issue before the regulator does?
What is Integrity?
This is the exact moment your dog decides they need attention.
What is the beginning of a meeting?
This magic phrase is frequently used when a deadline is approaching.
What is "Just following up..."?
The one thing every Market Conduct team member secretly hopes to hear during an exam.
What is "No further questions from the Department"?
This is the most common response when someone asks, "Any questions?"
What is awkward silence?
The unofficial seventh UHG value during exam season.
What is Coffee? ☕
A dog's preferred method of helping with work.
What is sitting on the keyboard?
The amount of time between receiving a request and someone asking for a status update.
What is approximately 5 minutes?
A finding, an action plan, 12 meetings, and six status reports later, this is still the objective.
What is closing the finding?
This phrase is often translated as "I haven't started yet."
What is "It's on my list."?
This phrase strikes fear into the hearts of Regulatory Affairs professionals.
What is "Can we get this by end of day?"
This is the most effective calendar reminder known to mankind.
What is a dog demanding dinner?
A regulator asks for a simple report. Three weeks later, it has become this.
What is a cross-functional project?
The most common cause of Regulatory Affairs stress.
What is competing deadlines?
This review process can overturn a Plan denial decision.
What is an Independent Medical Review (IMR)?
The true meaning of "urgent" in regulatory work.
What is "needed yesterday"?
Unlike humans, dogs have mastered this important work skill.
What is logging off on time?
This is what happens after you've finally submitted all requested documents.
What is a follow-up request?