Pwners
In 62 career games against the Twins, I hit .310/.393/.699. Also, don't ask Ranger fans about my bat flip.
Jose Bautista
This team's franchise leaders are mostly two fish.
Los Angeles Angels
I never made it past the Birmingham Barons (Double A). Fortunately my boss let me come back to my first job.
Michael Jordan
2016 MVP for the Cubs
Kris Bryant
Elvis Presley wrote this single about following this pitcher's career from Japan to the majors.
I can't help falling in love with Yu Darvish
Playing the Royals in the regular season is fine. So far, I've allowed them to hit: .259/.286/.370. Playing them in the 2014 World Series, I was legendary. 21 IP, 1 ER, 17 K, 1 MVP.
Madison Bumgarner
My name is Jim. The Oakland A's Owner completely made up the story about my nickname. But it got me into the Hall of Fame.
Catfish Hunter.
This Yankee flamethrower became better known as an author for his 1969 memoir, Ball Four.
Jim Bouton
2017 AL Platinum Glove Winner
Byron Buxton
Attention Cubs Fans: Please stand up and sing, as this person leads you in this hit single by Kansas!
Harry Carry On My Wayward Son
In 56 games at (old) Yankee Stadium, I hit .316/.393/.632. But that's nothing compared to the '04 ALCS: .387/.457/.742
David Ortiz
I hatched my career began in 1995 with the Mets. I also pitched for Atlanta, Philadelphia, Kansas City, LA Angels, Cleveland and Boston. Even though my swan song was in 2009, I never played in the strato league.
Paul Byrd
After I retired, I played the title role in the St. Louis Municipal Opera's 1997 Summer Production. Fortunately no real tornados occurred.
Ozzie Smith
1991 I lead the AL in saves with the Angels
Bryan Harvey
Rub this Ranger product on your feet for a fresh smell!
Rougned Odor Eaters
Over my Twins career my favorite opponent was the LA Dodgers: .529/.590/.667. Well Played.
Joe Mauer
This Brewers/Tigers Slugger hit 230 Home Runs from '84 to '96.
Rob Deer
In the 1994 movie Cobb I played "Opposing Pitcher." My other acting credits include: 2 Legit 2 Quit (music video), the Simpsons, Kingpin, Spin City, and Anger Management.
Roger Clemens
In my 13 year career I played for 10 teams (Cleveland, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Philadelphia, St. Louis, Seattle, Arizona, and LA Angels), but only 1 strato team (WREX).
Russell Branyan
This former Mariner and Diamondback Pitcher guest stars on this Chuck Norris TV Show. Don't let the name fool you, he has never called Arlington home.
Tiajuan Walker, Texas Ranger
After beating Oakland in the 2013 playoffs, Wikipedia (hilariously) listed me as the "Owner" of the A's. I made 4 playoff starts against them between 2012 and 2013: 31 IP, 2 ER, 43 K.
Justin Verlander
2017 this Arizona 3rd baseman made his only all star appearance.
Jake Lamb
In 2019 I released my first album. In 2020 I sang the National Anthem at the home opener for the Flying Hellfish.
Steven Brault
I hold the MLB record for Walks allowed in a career. It's fine, I struck out twice as many.
Nolan Ryan
Marty McFly's friend's exclamation about this person, played by Chris Pratt.
Great Scott Hatteberg