SIDE EFFECTS MAY VARY
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

FRUITY WORDS & PHRASES
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Too much beta-carotene can lead to carotenemia, which does this to your skin

turn it orange

400

Sherwood Schwartz created this show about Carol & Mike's blended family

The Brady Bunch

400

"King of Theory"

King of Queens & The Big Bang Theory

400

A town 14 miles southwest of Paris developed around this 17th century palace that tourists flock to

Versailles

400

In the mid-20th C. the pedal steel one largely replaced the lap steel one as a typical country music sound

guitar

400

This type of crane has a bucketlike attachment at the top for carrying a worker

a cherry picker

800

Decongestants block the production of saliva, potentially leading to this side effect aka xerostomia

dry mouth

800

The line for Schwartz's Deli in this Canadian city may be long, but the smoked meat is worth it

Montreal, Quebec

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800

"Will & Greg"

Will & Grace & Dharma & Greg

800

The Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe in this state welcome skiers as well as superfans of "The Sound of Music"

Vermont

800

An electronic instrument, or someone who puts things together, such as ideas from disparate areas

synthesizer

800

The spot for the center of attention, or a Charlie Chaplin film

the limelight

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1200

The prostate medicine Finasteride was found to have this side effect, so it is now also used under the brand name Propecia

hair growth

1200

Melvin Schwartz shared a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work with this 8-letter chargeless subatomic particle

neutrino

1200

"Father Knows Geeks"

Father Knows Best & Freaks and Geeks

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1200

Viking's "Waterways of the Tsars" cruise travels down this river in Russia

the Volga

1200

Bandleader Glenn Miller was also a virtuoso on this brass instrument

trombone

1200

**DAILY DOUBLE** 

This postseason football game was first played in 1935 to attract winter tourists to Florida

the Orange Bowl

1600

Stay seated when you donate blood & get up slowly--a common side effect is syncope, aka this

fainting

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1600

Tony Schwartz was Donald Trump's co-author on this 1987 book about negotiation

The Art of the Deal

1600

"Spin Mr. Cooper"

Spin City & Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

1600

**DAILY DOUBLE**

Adjacent to Norfolk, this city has about 30 miles of oceanfront & a creative district called ViBe

Virginia Beach

1600

Unlike a piano, this 17th & 18th c. instrument creates sound by plucking strings rather than striking them

harpsichord

1600

The fittingly yellow vessel seen here, or the brand of sunscreen you might wear aboard



a banana boat

2000

The original these for allergies, like Benadryl, make you drowsy because they can pass through the blood-brain barrier

antihistamines

2000

"Anthony Adverse" & a family name inspired actor Bernard Schwartz to take this stage name & use it in "Some Like It Hot"

Tony Curtis

2000

"Caroline in the Boat"

Caroline in the City & Fresh Off the Boat

2000

Port-Vila is the capital city of this nation of the southwest Pacific that was the New Hebrides until 1980

Vanuatu

2000

Zamfir could tell you that the syrinx is another name for this musical instrument beloved by shepherds

pan flute (pan pipe)

2000

This cluster of small iron balls packed in a canvas tube was once used as a charge for a cannon

grapeshot