Leslie has been begging to buy Ryan this article of clothing for several months
Shoes
Kylie and Ryan realized they inherited unusually small these from Kevin
Feet
Ryan: This an action that often follows something painful, like stubbing a toe
Cryin'
This is the age of Morgan as of 12/25
Nine months
Luckily all four of us can move all four limbs, unlike these people
Quadriplegics
This facial statement piece is frequently lost by Kevin
Glasses
Kylie received a 1 on this AP exam, her success in the course similar to her fathers
Physics
Logan: This often rhyming phrase is used to promote something, whether it be a company or political candidate.
Slogan
In this month Maddie, Abby, and Luke were all born
May
On family hikes Leslie often talks about wanting to use these stabling devices
Walkingsticks
Leslie may have been disqualified from the office ugly sweater day for wearing this gnome decorated sweater adjacent
cardigan
The Bronx accent that Grandma Erhardt can be seen in Leslie when she turns certain singular words this
Kevin: This selective place is often thought to be in the sky
Heaven
This is Jack Logan's middle name
Joseph
Kevin and Kylie argued whether or not there was protein in milk, protein being a type of this
macromolecule
This is the level of darkness that Kylie dyed her hair, 1 being black and 10 being white blonde
3
A stamp was passed on from Papa to Kevin bearing these letters
L L
Kylie: This type of business practice is often frowned upon, the board game with the same name however, is often enjoyed
Monopoly
This is the medical name for the bone Aunt Nancy broke while snooping during our Cape vacation
Clavicle
I was not able to participate in this game because I lacked this
objectiveness
This is the term for the rainbow effect on the God awful shoes that Ryan wore to his new years eve party
Holographic
Farts are universal. A truly iconic fart was ripped by Kevin during this game at Uncle Brian's
Scattergories
Leslie: This controversial business was recently sued due to alleged child labor on their cacao farms
Nestle
Riley and Sam were this age when Maddie was born
Four
In short, well these do just that Kev
abbreviations