IN YOUR ELEMENT
CAT LOVERS
SCHOOL RHYME TIME
A CATEGORY ABOUT NOTHING
WEIRD AL PARODIES
SCRAMBLING TO FIND A JOB
400
It's the element Hg; & it's a god
What is mercury?
400
Some of this empress' favorite cats were said to be Russian Blues, naturally, & they had the run of the Winter Palace
Who is Catherine the Great?
400
A more awesome 12-inch measuring stick
What is a cooler ruler?
400
Nothing, as a tennis score
What is love?
400
With permission from this performer, Weird Al parodied her songs in "Polka Face" & "Perform This Way"
Who is Lady Gaga?
400
A water watchdog: FEUDAL RIG
What is lifeguard?
800
Traces of Pb, this element, are found in everyday substances like old house paint, where they can be dangerous
What is lead?
800
Inky cat footprints are found in the writings of this 19th century British founder of modern nursing who owned dozens
Who is Florence Nightingale?
800
A guess about what they're serving in the cafeteria
What is a lunch hunch?
800
Nothing, en Español
What is nada?
800
Parodying a hit by this singer, "Weird Al" had his own "Party In The CIA"
Who is Miley Cyrus?
800
Aka a bibliothecary: BRAIN LAIR
What is librarian?
1200
Most of what we call this elemental foil is actually made with aluminum
What is tin?
1200
What is an ocelot?
1200
A mistake made by the person filling in for your regular teacher
What is a sub flub?
1200
The "hour" for a military action to start
What is zero hour?
1200
Encyclopedias & a case of Turtle Wax were among the prizes Al didn't win in this song & video that's quite relevant right now
What is "I Lost On Jeopardy?"
1200
A bid taker: ROUTINE ACE
What is auctioneer?
1600
Consuming too much of this element, atomic number 11, can lead to high blood pressure
What is sodium?
1600
This American author had a beloved pet named Catterina, who we hope was not the inspiration for his horror tale "The Black Cat"
Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
1600
A fantastically ugly thing to sit at during class
What is a grotesque desk?
1600
William Cowper: "What peaceful hours I once enjoyed... but they have left an aching" this
What is void?
1600
In "My Bologna" Al rhymes "I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer" with "filling up my basket with" this brand
What is Oscar Mayer?
1600
A capital expert: STOIC OMEN
What is economist?
2000
Time to find out who's got the big mo, & this big Mo helps stimulate chemical reactions that get rid of sulphur in petroleum
What is molybdenum?
2000
This gorilla famous for learning sign language once adopted a kitten that she cared for & named "All Ball"
Who is Koko?
2000
A comparative chart of all the school's employees
What is a staff graph?
2000
9-letter word for lack of existence, or a person of no importance
What is nonentity?
2000
This favourite mentions "a malpractice suit" & "cuttin' for the very first time"
What is "Like a Surgeon?"
2000
A postnatal practitioner: INDICATE PAIR
What is pediatrician?