Miami Heat
Noah's Ark
Brides Bible
A Man Belongs In The Kitchen
My Eyes Are Up Here
200

The class she taught at Lady Lords Academy for two years that completely changed the direction of her career

Enviromental Science

200

She is the latest addition to the Gripshover Family, who also happens to hate Lily…

Callie

200

The groom is forbidden from doing this before she walks down the aisle

Seeing the bride

200

A crispy Japanese-style cutlet made from a fish Noah likely caught himself, served with a rich dipping sauce

shark tonkatsu

200

Bra cup sizes have only been around since this decade — a surprisingly recent invention

1932

400

At this Miami restaurant, your pasta gets tossed right in front of you — inside a giant cheese wheel

Divetos

400

Had the privilege of visiting this continent in order to do a few weeks of field study on Cameleons

Africa

400

Considered bad luck if either of them fumbles this during the ceremony

Dropping the rings

400

A creamy, slow-stirred Italian rice dish served alongside a juicy seared steak — a classic date night dinner

risotto and steak

400

Humans are the only members of this animal group to have permanent breasts

Primates

600

These unexpected colorful birds were spotted hanging out at a cute Miami beach

Parrots

600

Noah has an ever-growing list dedicated to spotting these — and nothing gets him more excited than a new one

Birds

600

Despite what most would hope for on their wedding day, this is actually considered a blessing on your marriage

Rain

600

Juicy chicken thighs roasted in warm curry spices until golden, served over fluffy basmati rice

roasted curry chicken and basmati rice

600

Runners beware — this painful condition is caused by friction during long distances and can actually make you bleed

Joggers nipple

800

Living in Miami meant this weather phenomenon would set off every car alarm on the street and make sleeping nearly impossible

Thunder

800

Noah's fishing trips aren't your average catch — he regularly reels in these two intimidating creature

Sharks and Stingrays

800

The most iconic wedding tradition — four things a bride must have on her big day

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

800

A cozy Sunday dinner — fall-apart tender beef slow cooked all day and served with soft potatoes

slow cooker roast and potatoes

800

Scientifically, the average nipple is the same height as this tiny, familiar insect

Ladybug

1000

A day trip to the Keys always meant snorkeling, spotting iguanas, stopping at No Name Pub, and feeding these animals

Deer

1000

These animals were a big area of research for him while he was still in school, Lily even got to be a part of some of the research on them

Snakes

1000

Forget Saturday — this midweek day is actually considered the luckiest day to tie the knot

Wednesday

1000

A classic Roman pasta dish where eggs, pecorino, and crispy bacon come together in a silky, rich sauce — no cream needed

carbonara with bacon

1000

There are exactly this many recognized nipple types

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