Stars, Stripes, and the Second Amendment
What is Washington DC?
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
What is "You Belong With Me"?
Named after a large group of riders bunched together, Peloton's first product was an example of this.
What is a stationary bike?
Semper fidelis
Who are the US Marines?
The Raven (1845), Annabel Lee, Lenore
Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
Silk and Shaolin
What is Beijing?
Say you're sorry, that face of an angel
Comes out just when you need it to
What is "White Horse"?
Staub developed this machine after reading the 1968 book, Aerobics by Kenneth H. Cooper, which noted that individuals who ran for eight minutes four to five times a week would be in better physical condition.
What is a treadmill?
Aim High … Fly-Fight-Win
Who is the US Air Force?
The Road Not Taken (1916), Mending Wall, Nothing Gold Can Stay
Who is Robert Frost?
Stroopwafels and de Stijl
What is Amsterdam?
Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it
What is "Cruel Summer"?
Invented by Precor in the 1990s, this machine is used to stair climb, walk, or run without causing excessive pressure to the joints, hence decreasing the risk of impact injuries.
What is the elliptical?
Who dares, wins
Who are the SAS?
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (1915), Hysteria, Portrait of a Lady
Who is T. S. Eliot?
Soniashnyk and syrnyky
What is Kiev?
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
What is "Anti Hero"?
Pavel Tsatsouline is famous for evangelizing this Soviet stalwart.
What is the kettlebell?
Per ardua ad astra
Who is the Royal Air Force (UK)?
Sonnet 18, Venus and Adonis, The Rape of Lucrece
Who is Shakespeare?
83.1% Slovenes, 2.0% Serbs
What is Ljubljana?
Once the flight had flown (uh huh)
With the wilt of the rose (uh huh)
What is "Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Version)"?
Colloquially referred to as ergs, the Concept2 is still considered the gold standard (despite newer and fancier versions using water instead).
What is the rowing machine?
Semper Supra
Who is the US Space Force?
Poems Written Before Jumping Out of an 8-story Window (1968), Love Is a Dog from Hell, An Almost Made Up Poem, Notes of a Dirty Old Man
Who is Charles Bukowski?