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Chemical By Common Name
200

Non-metal + Non-metal

What are covalent bonds?

200

According to the octet rule, neon can make this many bonds.

What is 0?

200

Car tires are truly made of this many molecules.

What is 1?
200

Salt made a joke and it was ______ funny!

What is sodium?

200

H2O

What is water?
400

Metal + Nonmetal

What are ionic bonds?

400

Carbon is required for something to be organic and is in everything considered alive! Part of the reason is because it hold this many bonds.

What are 4?

400

Mars is red because of a high quantity of iron oxide. We often simplify this term and call it this.

What is rust?

400

Why aren't atoms trustworthy?

What is they make up everything!
400

N2

What is nitrogen gas?

600

Metal + Metal

What are metallic bonds?

600

This family sounds pretty lame, but has been recorded as an oddity. It has been recorded having up to 6 bonds! Doesn't really match the name...

What is boron?

600

The Mpemba effect theorizes that hot water can do this much quicker than cold water because of the relationship between temperature and pressure.

What is freeze?

600

Did you hear about oxygen's date with potassium?

What is it went ok?
600

NaCl

What is table salt?

800

Polar molecules are characterized by a large difference in this force between two atoms.

What is electronegativity?

800

Notice the Periodic Table. These two side by side groups, due to their charges and size, have high flammability. One is in fact, required for most fires!

What is oxygen and nitrogen?

800

If you were to mix half a 1/2 L of alcohol and 1/2 L of water, the final product would be _________ than 1 L of alcohol.

What is less than?

800

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?

What is NO?

800

H2SO4

What is sulfuric acid?

1000

Metallic bonds personified would make excellent sailors in these murky seas.

What is a sea of electrons?

1000

Due to this family's charge and position, they are known as the most reactive group on the Periodic Table.

What is alkali metals?

1000

Water can turn to solid at 20 C (68 F) if it mixed with this gas.

What is methane?

1000

I am running out of good chemistry puns. They almost _____.

What is argon?

1000

C6H12O6

What is glucose?