Netlfix and Cry: Spooky Edition
Three witchy sisters return every 300 years looking for a child to steal youth from. Parents everywhere can relate — because coffee isn’t working anymore.
Hocus Pocus
Instead of a paycheck, your baby prefers to be paid in this mushy green form of compensation.
What is guacamole?
By age 10, Wave might start combining his two worlds — clothing and burritos — in this funny but plausible way.
A) Designing burrito-themed onesies
B) Making mini sombreros for tacos
C) Hosting “Fashion & Food Fridays” at the restaurant
D) Writing a blog about stylish burrito wraps
Designing burrito-themed onesies
In this Stephen King classic, a grieving father discovers a burial ground that brings things back to life — but let’s just say bedtime gets real weird after that.
Pet Semetary
All babies automatically get promoted to this position because their cuteness increases sales by at least 87%.
Head of Marketing
When Wave first starts “helping” at both businesses, his most likely contribution will be this.
A) Taste-testing and giving honest feedback
B) Folding clothes while standing on a stool
C) Playing with the cash register buttons
D) Supervising employees with judgmental stares
Supervising employees with judgmental stares
In this 1976 horror classic, we follow new parents who realize their baby boy might actually be… the Antichrist. (We’ve all had rough toddler phases, but this one’s next level.)
The Omen
Babies are strictly prohibited from working past this time — unless approved by the Parent-in-Chief (or the dog). This type of time never seems to be early enough for the Parent-in-Chief.
Bedtime
Instead of following in his parents’ footsteps with burritos or clothing, Wave decides to study this major, inspired by the sea.
A) Marine Biology
B) Forensic Science
C) Oceanography
D) Mechanical Engineering
Oceanography